Predict Time Self Technical
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Tie game, KU has the ball with 27 seconds left. They can hold for the last shot. Ellis drives and scores with virtually no time left. However, he was called for a charge and the basket is waived off. ISU would have to go the full length of the court to win it with under a second remaining.
Overtime, right? WRONG, MOTHER****ER. Unfortunately for Kansas, Self is so ticked at the charge call that his hairpiece falls to the floor as he screams obscenities towards the officials. More ruffled than Shaquille O'Neal at the FT line, Self gets called for a tech after some of his saliva winds up in a referee's eye.
Here's where it gets interesting: Monte, Georges and BDJ have all fouled out. Naz is temporarily blind in one eye after being poked by Cliff Alexander (dirty players, those Jayhawks). So who will take the free throws to win the game? Dreamy looks up and down the bench and the court to find the right man for the job. Justin Houge? Nah. Yogurt Salmpouris? Nope. Clanton Custard? Hm... He finally settles on Jameer McKat. McKat walks to the line and calmly flicks his dreadlocks out of his face.
McKat airballs the first shot.
His second shot goes over the backboard.
But ISU still has the ball at midcourt. They run a play in which Jameer McKat lobs the ball to... Daniel Stensland?!?!? Stensland, empowered by the wonders of Hoiball, rises up to the rim and slams home the alley-oop. Cyclones win by 2.
So, to answer the question about the tech, 39 minutes and 59 seconds into the game.
Overtime, right? WRONG, MOTHER****ER. Unfortunately for Kansas, Self is so ticked at the charge call that his hairpiece falls to the floor as he screams obscenities towards the officials. More ruffled than Shaquille O'Neal at the FT line, Self gets called for a tech after some of his saliva winds up in a referee's eye.
Here's where it gets interesting: Monte, Georges and BDJ have all fouled out. Naz is temporarily blind in one eye after being poked by Cliff Alexander (dirty players, those Jayhawks). So who will take the free throws to win the game? Dreamy looks up and down the bench and the court to find the right man for the job. Justin Houge? Nah. Yogurt Salmpouris? Nope. Clanton Custard? Hm... He finally settles on Jameer McKat. McKat walks to the line and calmly flicks his dreadlocks out of his face.
McKat airballs the first shot.
His second shot goes over the backboard.
But ISU still has the ball at midcourt. They run a play in which Jameer McKat lobs the ball to... Daniel Stensland?!?!? Stensland, empowered by the wonders of Hoiball, rises up to the rim and slams home the alley-oop. Cyclones win by 2.
So, to answer the question about the tech, 39 minutes and 59 seconds into the game.
After the game on the sideline.....Self demands his money back from the referee that attended his soiree in Overland Park and spits in his face in his rage as he exclaims that he will never get to ride in his Lake of the Ozarks yacht ever again. Referee calls a technical to be enforced in the next game in Phog Allen.....to start the game Matt Thomas gets to shoot 4 free throws.
Well......Morris misses the first of two free throws.....KU rebounds, runs the balls down court and hits an uncontested three. The officials don't allow it, and Self gets T'd up when he goes postal screaming that phantom three's were perfectly legal ten years ago. Then, he gets his second and final when Alexander, who has four fouls, clubs McCat when he is going to the bucket and Self insists that Alexander was too close and the player five feet away from the play, who only has two fouls, should be assessed the foul.
This T is in the game plan, as usual, when the Clones run off 3 baskets in a row after the 17:00 mark. At 15:45 in the first half, one of his assistant coaches will whisper in his ear that it is go time. Self does the heavy right stomp, right and left arms swinging in unison, then the left stomp, and then the T is called.
3 minutes, 5 seconds into the second half, after a 12-1 ISU run and a KU player gets a flagrant 1 for punching Hogue in the face.
Based off what I saw from Gameday, he manages to survive the first media timeout, but not the second. 7 minutes gone in first half.
