Nice cell mate...

[Wx4Cy]

Inmate: Hey buddy, what are you in for?
This guy: I f***** a horse.
Inmate: GUARD!!!!!

Man Who Had Sex With Horse Released From Prison - Irresistible News Story - KCCI Des Moines

 

[CRcyclone6]

Reminds me of "Fletch Lives"

Fletch: What're you in for?
Ben Dover: Moleseting a dead horse.
Fletch: Well..I can't see what's so wrong with that.....did the horse object?