Is that a Python in your Pants or are you...

[LindenCy]

Looks like it was a python:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/german-police-snake-mans-pants/

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

officers noticed "a significant bulge in his trousers."

I bet you don't see that on a police report every day

 

[jcyclonee]

Looks like it was a python:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/german-police-snake-mans-pants/

Now this is how you do a thread title.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

"Hey baby, wanna see my trouser snake?"