(I'm assuming another) Bachelor Party Questions Thread

For my bachelor party, we camped out on a buddy's farm. Fished his ponds. Couple of the guys brought fireworks. The next day we went knee-boarding on the DM river. Caution here! I had a string of fire crackers go off in my hand. Someone started a gas can in the back of a pickup truck on fire with a roman candle. My buddy stopped the drunkass farmhand from running over a bunch of us with his truck as we slept on the berm (I actually sat up and stared directly into his headlight, about 2 ft away). I perforated my ear drum while knee-boarding in a spectacular wipeout. Yep, I probably needed to get married just to save myself.
 
For my bachelor party, we camped out on a buddy's farm. Fished his ponds. Couple of the guys brought fireworks. The next day we went knee-boarding on the DM river. Caution here! I had a string of fire crackers go off in my hand. Someone started a gas can in the back of a pickup truck on fire with a roman candle. My buddy stopped the drunkass farmhand from running over a bunch of us with his truck as we slept on the berm (I actually sat up and stared directly into his headlight, about 2 ft away). I perforated my ear drum while knee-boarding in a spectacular wipeout. Yep, I probably needed to get married just to save myself.


You may have had this group trembling in fear had you told the story before.
 
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I disagree, all for strip clubs, but if it's my bachelor party I would fight my friends if we ended up at the lumberyard. Have you seen bachelors get whipped, underwear ripped, thrown under the shower and all that? No thank you.

You just have to trust your friends that they won't sell you out. The group went at the end of the night of my bachelor party, had a great time, drank a lot of beer until early in the morning with no issue.
 
I place a bet that this bachelor party started out low key and eventually grew, picking up steam, and got insanely out of control. The next morning everyone woke up hungover and women's panties everywhere. The fiance...now wife...is still under the impression that they played video games and cards all night. Everyone in attendance in party swore themselves to a life of secrecy and are all a helluva lot cooler and easy going now.
 
I place a bet that this bachelor party started out low key and eventually grew, picking up steam, and got insanely out of control. The next morning everyone woke up hungover and women's panties everywhere. The fiance...now wife...is still under the impression that they played video games and cards all night. Everyone in attendance in party swore themselves to a life of secrecy and are all a helluva lot cooler and easy going now.


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Thanks for describing the movie bachelor party. I googled it to make sure Tom Hanks was in it and found a new picture of Tawney Kitaen that lowered my hotness for her.
 

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