I have the flu

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ClonerJams

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But having diarrhea while also having to vomit, it far from fun. You gotta pick which end takes priority.
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ClonerJams

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The flu is typically respiratory.

Norovirus, now that's some trouble.
A few years ago I caught a stomach bug that made me vomit 8 times in 24 hours, plus wicked poops. The only good thing about it is that you can lay around in bed all day without feeling like a lazy piece of ****.
 

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A few years ago I caught a stomach bug that made me vomit 8 times in 24 hours, plus wicked poops. The only good thing about it is that you can lay around in bed all day without feeling like a lazy piece of ****.

That was probably norovirus.

Why do I know?

Because I had similar 6ish years ago. Aside from the horrible....'symptoms' over two days' time, the thing that sticks out was I had a bottle of water next to bed that was at room temperature, and I remember just the touch of it felt really cold. Was trippy.

Also had strep roughly 10 years ago that put me out for 3 days. After the antibiotics kicked in I coughed up something that looked like a dead Alien. Throat cleared out though, which was nice.
 

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Somewhere in the Minneapolis Area
A few years ago I caught a stomach bug that made me vomit 8 times in 24 hours, plus wicked poops. The only good thing about it is that you can lay around in bed all day without feeling like a lazy piece of ****.
After 4 days of doing next to nothing, I'm bored out my gourd. I ready to go back to work just so I have something to do.

Plus Im a bit irritable, I'm glad the WVU game is tomorrow.