Friday OT - Nails on a Chalkboard

When my husband and I got married, I had three songs that I would rage if I heard:

- Cotton-Eyed Joe
- Hollaback Girl
- Butterfly Kisses

My mom then met with us and the DJ and said all she wanted was for me to dance with my dad to “Butterfly Kisses.” I kindly explained that would happen over my dead body.

Many of the bar/wedding songs that DJs play are on my hate list, but my wife loves them. I can tolerate them if I must, but I will not be on the dance floor when they are played.
 
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Shout by Tears for Fears
Christmas Shoes
Control by Janet Jackson
Anything by Drake or Justin Bieber (Canada, ugh!)
 
Not that I ever cared for it but this comes up quite a bit at the store I work at and the 'into the niiiight' voice crackle is mega cringe.

First one at like :50.

 
"Christmas Shoes" is also really cringy.
 
I considered posting clips, then I thought, uh, that's counterproductive. :)

(A lot of of this is low-hanging fruit. )

I Can't Drive 55 -
What's Up? - 4 Non Blondes
We Built This City
Smooth - Santana feat. Rob Smith
More Than Words - Extreme

I have more, those are among first that came to mind.
 


worst song ever. probably took 500 people to come up with the terrible lyrics too.
 
Agree on Cotton eyed Joe. That is a horrible and LONG song.

Also anything by Jennifer Nettles and Sugarland.
 
Agree on Cotton eyed Joe. That is a horrible and LONG song.
In some cases, the duration of a song can turn it from tolerable to not-as-tolerable.

For me, this happens occasionally with ear-candy type stuff.

"Macarena" is catchy, it isn't a turn-the-station, but seems to run about one-third too long. Like, "I get it already!"
 
Is there a song that, every time you hear it, makes you want to stick sharp objects in your eardrum?
I've got two of them.

The first one is Cher's Believe. (Do you believe in life after love? etc.) I despise that one because my soon to be ex-wife at the time, showed up at our first divorce hearing with her fiancé in tow (even though she was still married) and proceeded to tell me, as if I cared, that Believe was now the happy new couple's song.

The second one is Nothing's going to stop us Now by Starship. I hate that one, because that same ex-wife declared unilaterally that it was our song. I don't hate that one as much as the first, but it still brings up painful memories.

By the way, that same ex-wife just went through her 5th husband (I was her first) and is now single for the first time in a long time and thankfully, too old and ugly now to attract another man who's heart she would only end up breaking. She's "only" had 5 husbands. But she has shacked up with about half a dozen others for six months or longer in between husbands and sometimes during husbands.

She's a real piece of work, but our children think the sun rises and sets in her puckered old uranus. The stories I could tell them ... if I were the vindictive type.
 
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