Drink coffee, live longer

[BigLame]

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to read this.

Kids come along, they do not sleep through the night or are involved in a ton of activities if any are older. By 2 years old you have to have them in dance, a martial art, violin lessons, minimum of four sports not counting tumbling and gymnastics which they are in too, a scouting organization, church youth group, piano lessons, and maybe something else. Coffee can assist with keeping up with these kinds of issues that get thrown in with work, spouse/signif other relations, etc.

You must be young & single, E11en. If you are 'lucky', you will find out all about it.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

Kids come along, they do not sleep through the night or are involved in a ton of activities if any are older. By 2 years old you have to have them in dance, a martial art, violin lessons, minimum of four sports not counting tumbling and gymnastics which they are in too, a scouting organization, church youth group, piano lessons, and maybe something else. Coffee can assist with keeping up with these kinds of issues that get thrown in with work, spouse/signif other relations, etc.

You must be young & single, E11en. If you are 'lucky', you will find out all about it.

Young? I suppose so, at 27. Not single, married.

I was just giving him crap about that sentence could be read many different ways. But no, I do not have kids, and I cannot fully appreciate the work it takes to have them, yet.

 

[BigLame]

Young? I suppose so, at 27. Not single, married.

I was just giving him crap about that sentence could be read many different ways. But no, I do not have kids, and I cannot fully appreciate the work it takes to have them, yet.

Thought I had better explain it to you - most Hawk fans require thiswink:

 

[nhclone]

Correlation studies are an absolute joke. If you by chance get the right group of people, you could end up with a study showing pedophiles live longer than the average human. Even with large study groups, there's still no way to completely remove chance and all of the variables associated with the human body.

Anytime you see things in the conclusions like "suggests," "gives strong indication," or "a link between," you can just assume the study was a significant waste of time and money.