Cats: The Movie

UnCytely

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Some of the Twitter reactions to this movie are beyond hilarious.

"Both a horror and an endurance test"

"Watching CATS is like stumbling upon an unholy and heretofore unknown genre of porn. Every time these horny fur demons tongue a milk bowl and start moaning I was certain the FBI would raid the theater"

What really amazes me is that Idris Elba actually allowed himself to be in this movie.

https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/12/19/cats-reactions-tom-hoopers-musical-seems-to-have-broken-film-critics
 
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Idris Elba has a long history in music, surprisingly. I was shocked to see he was in it as well, but maybe Cats is his favorite musical ever? who knows.
 
"I felt the light inside me slowly fading."

"It's literally incredible. I hope I never see it again."

"It is literally the stuff of nightmares."

"A total misfire. Nauseating, anemic and cringe-inducing."

"Congratulations to dogs."

"It all just feels so wrong."

"Oh God, my eyes."

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cats_2019/reviews
 
I will never see this movie................... sober.
 
"I felt the light inside me slowly fading."

"It's literally incredible. I hope I never see it again."

"It is literally the stuff of nightmares."

"A total misfire. Nauseating, anemic and cringe-inducing."

"Congratulations to dogs."

"It all just feels so wrong."

"Oh God, my eyes."

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cats_2019/reviews
A replay of the 2016 election or viewer reactions to "Cats"?
 
"I felt the light inside me slowly fading."

"It's literally incredible. I hope I never see it again."

"It is literally the stuff of nightmares."

"A total misfire. Nauseating, anemic and cringe-inducing."

"Congratulations to dogs."

"It all just feels so wrong."

"Oh God, my eyes."

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cats_2019/reviews
My personal favorite (a person who rated it "fresh"): I'm not saying this is "meow-sterpiece" but I do think some of the critics are lying to themselves. In no way is this a good movie but it's an utterly fascinating acid trip of a film.
 
I once had a dream where I woke up with a naked Taylor Swift standing over me holding a fire ax. She then proceeded to hack me to pieces with it, and I woke up.

This is worse...

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Someone right now is sitting in a theater showing Cats horrified at the fact that they just found their new kink.
 
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I bet you there might be 2 or 3 of those naysayers protesting "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" who go to Cats instead. Could have the potential to double their box office haul.