Cats: The Movie

[UnCytely]

Some of the Twitter reactions to this movie are beyond hilarious.

"Both a horror and an endurance test"

"Watching CATS is like stumbling upon an unholy and heretofore unknown genre of porn. Every time these horny fur demons tongue a milk bowl and start moaning I was certain the FBI would raid the theater"

What really amazes me is that Idris Elba actually allowed himself to be in this movie.

https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/12/19/cats-reactions-tom-hoopers-musical-seems-to-have-broken-film-critics

 

[Dr.bannedman]

very horny for this

 

[Triggermv]

The trailers for this thing were Sonic the Hedgehog bad looking

 

[srjclone]

Idris Elba has a long history in music, surprisingly. I was shocked to see he was in it as well, but maybe Cats is his favorite musical ever? who knows.

 

[bluestarcyclone]

 

[Fitzy]

"I felt the light inside me slowly fading."

"It's literally incredible. I hope I never see it again."

"It is literally the stuff of nightmares."

"A total misfire. Nauseating, anemic and cringe-inducing."

"Congratulations to dogs."

"It all just feels so wrong."

"Oh God, my eyes."

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cats_2019/reviews

 

[JM4CY]

I will never see this movie................... sober.

 

[MuskieCy]

"I felt the light inside me slowly fading."

"It's literally incredible. I hope I never see it again."

"It is literally the stuff of nightmares."

"A total misfire. Nauseating, anemic and cringe-inducing."

"Congratulations to dogs."

"It all just feels so wrong."

"Oh God, my eyes."

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cats_2019/reviews

A replay of the 2016 election or viewer reactions to "Cats"?

 

[srjclone]

"I felt the light inside me slowly fading."

"It's literally incredible. I hope I never see it again."

"It is literally the stuff of nightmares."

"A total misfire. Nauseating, anemic and cringe-inducing."

"Congratulations to dogs."

"It all just feels so wrong."

"Oh God, my eyes."

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cats_2019/reviews

My personal favorite (a person who rated it "fresh"): I'm not saying this is "meow-sterpiece" but I do think some of the critics are lying to themselves. In no way is this a good movie but it's an utterly fascinating acid trip of a film.

 

[AgronAlum]

 

[Sigmapolis]

I once had a dream where I woke up with a naked Taylor Swift standing over me holding a fire ax. She then proceeded to hack me to pieces with it, and I woke up.

This is worse...

 

[SpokaneCY]

A blurb I just saw...

 

[SpokaneCY]

This makes me laugh...

 

[bluestarcyclone]

I once had a dream where I woke up with a naked Taylor Swift standing over me holding a fire ax. She then proceeded to hack me to pieces with it, and I woke up.

This is worse...

I hope this doesnt awaken something in me...

 

[CYphyllis]

Someone right now is sitting in a theater showing Cats horrified at the fact that they just found their new kink.

 

[Triggermv]

I bet you there might be 2 or 3 of those naysayers protesting "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" who go to Cats instead. Could have the potential to double their box office haul.

 

[Dr.bannedman]

sry u plebs dont no art

 

[coolerifyoudid]

This makes me laugh...

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Cats is a head on collision between movie musicals and incompetent technology in which there are no survivors, only miles of morbid curiosity and rubbernecking.