I thought "CF" was Cyclone Fanatic, but apparently it's Carson Fanatic.
Carson Hansen appreciation thread
- Thread starter TD Hardeman!
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FYI: Iowa State was created by statute in 1858, three years before Lincoln.
I dont care what you did as a cyclone. You cooked your goose when you entered the portal. He doesn't deserve any thanks for what he did.
A few of the ISU guys in the portal will come back to ISU. I'm sure Coach Rogers would love to have Hansen stay. I will re-welcome any of them who decide to stay at ISU. We will know soon enough.
I just used Grok to compose a tribute letter to the football intern who held the wire for Campbell's headset all season! 
Dear [Intern's Name],
As the echoes of Cyclone victories fade into the crisp Iowa winds, I find myself reflecting on the unsung heroes who make college football magic happen. You, the steadfast intern tasked with carrying the wire for Head Coach Matt Campbell's headset, embody that spirit.
Week after week, through blistering heat and freezing blizzards, you trailed behind like a silent guardian, ensuring seamless communication amid the chaos of the gridiron. Your role, though behind the scenes, was pivotal—untangling cords, dodging sideline frenzy, and keeping the coach connected to his vision. At Iowa State, you've been more than a wire-carrier; you've been a symbol of dedication, learning the intricacies of leadership from one of the game's great minds. Coach Campbell's trust in you speaks volumes, turning a simple job into a masterclass in resilience and teamwork.
Now, as you both embark on a new chapter at Penn State University, the Nittany Lions gain not just a proven coach, but a loyal ally who's mastered the art of support. May Happy Valley welcome you with roaring crowds and fresh triumphs. Your journey inspires us all—proof that every thread in the tapestry matters. Here's to your bright future!
With deepest gratitude,
Die4Cy
Dear [Intern's Name],
As the echoes of Cyclone victories fade into the crisp Iowa winds, I find myself reflecting on the unsung heroes who make college football magic happen. You, the steadfast intern tasked with carrying the wire for Head Coach Matt Campbell's headset, embody that spirit.
Week after week, through blistering heat and freezing blizzards, you trailed behind like a silent guardian, ensuring seamless communication amid the chaos of the gridiron. Your role, though behind the scenes, was pivotal—untangling cords, dodging sideline frenzy, and keeping the coach connected to his vision. At Iowa State, you've been more than a wire-carrier; you've been a symbol of dedication, learning the intricacies of leadership from one of the game's great minds. Coach Campbell's trust in you speaks volumes, turning a simple job into a masterclass in resilience and teamwork.
Now, as you both embark on a new chapter at Penn State University, the Nittany Lions gain not just a proven coach, but a loyal ally who's mastered the art of support. May Happy Valley welcome you with roaring crowds and fresh triumphs. Your journey inspires us all—proof that every thread in the tapestry matters. Here's to your bright future!
With deepest gratitude,
Die4Cy
I don't know who the last fella is but he'll probably never make anything of himself
Can we get a CW crying emoji to compliment the smiling one?
