Best sports writing

acoustimac

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Had to laugh at this. When Miss State beat ASU a writer wrote this..."What followed was utter euphoria unseen in Starkville since they announced the opening of a new Bass Pro Shops."

There's more..."The fans stormed the field, pulled down the goalposts, and, we assume, carried them off to be displayed at the town's most sacred shrine: the Chili's off Route 12."
 
Had to laugh at this. When Miss State beat ASU a writer wrote this..."What followed was utter euphoria unseen in Starkville since they announced the opening of a new Bass Pro Shops."

There's more..."The fans stormed the field, pulled down the goalposts, and, we assume, carried them off to be displayed at the town's most sacred shrine: the Chili's off Route 12."
You obviously have not be to STARK-ville, Mississippi! :eggplant: