Friday OT #2 - Wearing a Michael Myers Mask

[Angie]

Thanks so much to @madguy30 for today’s thread topic:

What movie monster or villain would you be?

For me, I think The Invisible (Wo)man has some real benefits.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Monster - Kong
Villain - Tai Lung from Kung Fu Panda

If I'm a monster or a villain, I wanna be able to **** up some ****.

 

[JM4CY]

That dude with the shrinking gun in Ant-Man. Just fire it at people who annoy me, and then wipe up a little residue and throw them away. No one has a clue.

 

[Cyclonepride]

I'd want to be It, but with a sense of humor. So instead of appearing as their greatest fears, I'd appear as their greatest annoyances. Two forks scraping together. A close talker. Slow driver in the left lane.

 

[madguy30]

Monster: Cloverfield or that species. What better way to let people you're not ****ing around then rolling their precious lady statue's head down the street.

Villain (or is he a monster?): Jason. He can walk and catch ANYONE and has great aim so good survival skills for eating between the stalking and murdering.

 

[MeanDean]

I"ll go with The Incredible Hulk. Love being ripped and wearing tattered clothes. Green is my favorite color. Win, Win, Win.

PS: Is the Hulk a monster? Or a superhero? I don't pay enough attention, I guess.

 

[JP4CY]

Not even close: Magneto

 

[somecyguy]

Michael Myers because that dude outlives everyone. If sudo-hero/villans are included, then Hancock.

 

[oldman]

I'd want to be Alien

 

[carvers4math]

Not sure if she is more villain or hero but being the Scarlet Witch and being able to alter reality would be awesome.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Leatherface

 

[CascadeClone]

How about Ra from Stargate? Upgrade to a new body whenever you like, live like a king, hordes of minions, travel the galaxy. Good times. Just gotta watch out for archeologists and national guardsmen.

 

[Sigmapolis]

Syndrome

 

[cytor]

I would be Godzilla! Loved him as a kid.

Villain? Thanos... absolutely Thanos.

 

[GMackey32]

Deadshot. Nearly unstoppable since you can't get close enough to him.

 

[CascadeClone]

Syndrome

About once a week, one of us drops a "YOU GOT ME MONOLOGUING AGAIN!" at the house.

Extra appropriate considering the length of some of your posts