Random Thoughts 17: Here we go again.

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Why do they only bury farmers two feet deep? So they can still get their hand outs.

How can a farmer double his income? Get another mailbox.

That one doesn't hold up as well in the era of direct deposits, I suppose.
Farmer jokes don’t bother me. I will say I laugh more when they are told by a government accountant and a lawyer. Am I the pot or kettle in the group.
 
Went to a George Strait concert, all you could buy was those buckets filled with PBR. They would hand you a glass to pour it into but most would just drink from the bucket.
I'm far from fussy about beer but if PBR is all there was to drink, it would be a dry night for me.
 
I'm far from fussy about beer but if PBR is all there was to drink, it would be a dry night for me.
It’s fairly close to Busch light flavor so after one or two of those, a PBR works. In Nashville, our hotel had $9 beers, except PBR was $2.50. I’m cheap and not really a beer drinker so it was PBR time.
 
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Farmer jokes don’t bother me. I will say I laugh more when they are told by a government accountant and a lawyer. Am I the pot or kettle in the group.
1. No longer a government accountant. I now manipulate financial reports for the private sector instead of the public sector.

2. Not a lawyer. An ambulance chaser.

3. The pot. As a farmer. We just assume that you have a hidden part of your field set up to grow cannabis.
 
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1. No longer a government accountant. I now manipulate financial report for the private sector instead of the public sector.

2. Not a lawyer. An ambulance chaser.

3. The pot. As a farmer. We just assume that you have a hidden part of your field set up to grow cannabis.
3. The fence lines. Still fighting a little from when a local guy apparently grew it for one of the world wars. Had a flare up of it off and on. May have finally killed it off.

Was building the building that @cmjh10 used to oversee and one day I went over and there were a couple plants cut and laying in the cement. The project manager got really nervous and tried to explain it away. I just laughed and said I know people who have tried ditch weed and all it does is give you a headache they say. Let them find out.
 
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1. No longer a government accountant. I now manipulate financial report for the private sector instead of the public sector.

2. Not a lawyer. An ambulance chaser.

3. The pot. As a farmer. We just assume that you have a hidden part of your field set up to grow cannabis.
1. I admit the allegations of item 1 upon personal knowledge.
2. Item 2 is denied in its entirety. I am very nearly the most unambulance chasery of attorneys. The only personal injury case I've handled was for a little old lay and family friend in 2007.
3. I deny the allegations of Item 3 for lack of knowledge, but would admit it is highly likely there's a "special plot" out in one of BC's fields. Which, if you think about it is better than a certain president of a Des Moines area college who had a sizeable grow operation in the basement once upon a time.
 
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1. I admit the allegations of item 1 upon personal knowledge.
2. Item 2 is denied in its entirety. I am very nearly the most unambulance chasery of attorneys. The only personal injury case I've handled was for a little old lay and family friend in 2007.
3. I deny the allegations of Item 3 for lack of knowledge, but would admit it is highly likely there's a "special plot" out in one of BC's fields. Which, if you think about it is better than a certain president of a Des Moines area college who had a sizeable grow operation in the basement once upon a time.
You saying you injured the family friend getting busy?
 
You saying you injured the family friend getting busy?
No sir, Mr. Clay. The injured lay was the family friend. I merely helped her seek compensation for her injuries. I didn't want to kink shame her. How she got injured was not for me to judge since 1) I was no longer a judge and 2) I wasn't involved.
 
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No sir, Mr. Clay. The injured lay was the family friend. I merely helped her seek compensation for her injuries. I didn't want to kink shame her. How she got injured was not for me to judge since 1) I was no longer a judge and 2) I wasn't involved.
Isn't that what @BCClone asked?
 
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In that situation I would pick PBR as well.
Im 2011-2013 welch ave had progressive PBR pitchers starting at 75 cents on Fridays starting at like 11 am. I would spend 5 dollars throughout the course of 8 hours of drinking. Only time I've chose PBR.
 
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No sir, Mr. Clay. The injured lay was the family friend. I merely helped her seek compensation for her injuries. I didn't want to kink shame her. How she got injured was not for me to judge since 1) I was no longer a judge and 2) I wasn't involved.
This still sounds like she was injured getting busy or you defended her because she and you got busy.
 
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