Wife's Christmas Present

Wouldn’t the vodka have to be basically ever clear? I remember during the Covid run, they said that only 90% alcohol would kill germs. Most is 40% or so.
Also, I'm thinking that whatever killer element is in the water in the Dominican is a parasite or bacteria, not a virus.
 
- Give a nice gift in her name to her favorite cause or charity (no, not the Human Fund).

- Take her for a limo ride. Enjoy a very nice bottle of wine (like some Veuve Cliquot) during the ride. Be sure to go past all her friends' houses and have the driver honk at the good houses.

- Book her a private getaway at a nice Air BnB or VRBO. Exotic helps, but you could also do a smalltown gig like in Decorah or Pella, or some fun smaller town.

- Tell the world that you love her on the Hilton Videoboard (probably should be sure you have tix to that particular game) https://www.cyclonesmarketing.org/VideoboardMessages.aspx

- Book her a professional photo shoot (if she's into that kind of thing)

- Book her an adventure, if she likes that type of thing, like driving hot laps at a race track (w or w/out professional driver) Used to be able to do that at Knoxville during the temperate months...don't know if it's still available

- Ask her what she wants, what she really, really wants, and if she tells you, do it or the closest thing to it that you can

- Give us all a mailing address and we will each send her a nice card that says "Hey, Mrs. Fall of 81, do you know how much your hubster loves you? Enough to ask all of Cyclone Nation to send you a card!"


Ohhhh professional photos with kids too.
 
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Also, I'm thinking that whatever killer element is in the water in the Dominican is a parasite or bacteria, not a virus.
I always thought it was just e coli pretty sure that's what Montezumas revenge is
 
After 30 years I'm out of ideas. As the saying goes, we both have everything we want or need. Our two girls are grown, on their own, and they'll get her several impactful gifts.
I need creativity. So out of desperation and possibly exposing the matter to rude and cruse ideas I'll open the discussion. And maybe some of you will get an idea out of it as well.
Technology, done. Jewelry, done a long time ago. Home help, done. Spa stuff, done. Clothes and winter warmy stuff, done. Sex toys, she has me.
Ready, set, go!

We agreed that we don't need to get each other presents anymore, mainly because we just buy ourselves whatever we need or want when we want it. And we would rather spurge on ourselves together when we go on our vacations.

With that being I got my wife 2 new tattoos, a new goat wind chime and a gift certificate for her manicures/pedicures (I trade the lady who does this for her accounting work for the certificate, yes I am getting ripped off her). And I'm pretty sure she got me a new ISU sweatshirt with the trice stripes on it.
 
We agreed that we don't need to get each other presents anymore, mainly because we just buy ourselves whatever we need or want when we want it. And we would rather spurge on ourselves together when we go on our vacations.

With that being I got my wife 2 new tattoos and and new goat wind chime. And I'm pretty sure she got me a new ISU sweatshirt with the trice stripes on it.

Is your wife super into goats? I thought I knew some goat women but none of them had goat tattoos.
 
OK, unique idea. I took my wife to a glass blowing class once (she always wanted to do that).
 
We went out this weekend and filled up the blessing boxes in town. Only one of the eight had anything in it and it was a box of crackers. Something we could do together and take the dog along.
 
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