**Coaching Carousel Mafia**

[moores2]

It seems like the real life coaching carousel has been nuts this year. LSU poaching Brian Kelly when it seemed like he still had a shot at the playoffs with Notre Dame? That’s clearly a mafia move.

Louisiana State University = 24 letters
Brian Kelly = 10 letters
24-10= 14.
Player 14 is Azhuth. Clearly, he can’t be trusted.

Vote Azhuth.

His daughter's tiktok account is hilarious. She is a senior at Notre Dame with 5 months till graduation, literally being booed on her walks to class.

 

[bsaltyman]

His daughter's tiktok account is hilarious. She is a senior at Notre Dame with 5 months till graduation, literally being booed on her walks to class.

Damn, that would be rough to be a college senior and basically have the whole school hate your dad.

 

[CloniesForLife]

Good writeup and love the theme.

Vote 2015.

 

[discydisc]

How can discydisc be rated as the number one recruit while only being rated a 1 star. This smells of a scam full of money. I think discydisc paid off the ranking companies so he could be a number one recruit and get offers from around the country and choose his favorite school, Rhode Island School of Design. I always knew he was a fan of the Gonads and their mascot, Scrotie. But to pull off such a scam requires a lot of money, the kind of money that only a Mega Donor would have.

Vote Discydisc

 

[discydisc]

vote ISUCUBswin, for his awful takes surrounding Matt Campbell leaving on discord.

 

[azhuth09]

The person with the highest number in their name is obviously the mega donor.

vote 2015

 

[Clark]

Farmstead with 2 posts already? Obvious mafia.

Vote Farnsworth

 

[Clark]

I’m still pissed about the wrestling dual and I can’t vote for Psy like normal so vote Clark. **** iowa

didn't watch, why would you be mad? Were you expecting to actually win?

 

[JHUNSY]

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[GBlade]

Last I checked we have a 5 star culture and not 5 star recruits. JHUNSY has a 5 star ego that can't commit to the process.

VOTE JHUNSY

 

[JHUNSY]

vote hunsy

No need for a 5 star player when without HIM, we have a 5 star culture

Proverbs 14:30 A heart at peace gives life to the body, but envy rots the bones.

I cannot control the talents I was blessed with, I can only control what I do with them.

Vote Cubs.

 

[Colorado]

Vote flipper just because I have never seen that user before, I think. Maybe.

 

[MeowingCows]

Alright - everyone should have their roles. Please PM me if you do not have a role.

The first offer to the Head Coach comes in at 5.8M per year.

Holy s***, we're going after the big guns here.

 

[JM4CY]

didn't watch, why would you be mad? Were you expecting to actually win?

I’ll let you do your own research into the behavior of your esteemed coaches last night. Nope.

 

[moores2]

Last I checked we have a 5 star culture and not 5 star recruits. JHUNSY has a 5 star ego that can't commit to the process.

VOTE JHUNSY

felt as if JHunsy was trying to reveal his role and Gblade jumped on with a second vote right after it. Vote Gblade.

 

[cyclonespiker33]

Blue Bloods = Duke, Kansas, Kentucky, UCLA, UNC (all wear blue)

Current AP Poll rankings (as of 9:30AM)
Duke = 1
Kansas = 8
Kentucky = 9
UCLA = 5
UNC = 36

1 + 8 + 9 + 5 + 36 = 59

Average rating ~ 12

Player 12 is Vikes

Vote Vikes

 

[CtownCyclone]

No way JHUNSY a legit 5 star. Must be something fishy with him.

Vote JHUNSY

 

[Farnsworth]

Now that sports gambling has gained a ton of popularity, I'll set the odds that Farnsy gets clapped this game.

Yes -150
No +120

The fix is in! PM where the line is leaning and I'll do my thang.

 

[Clark]

I’ll let you do your own research into the behavior of your esteemed coaches last night. Nope.

Those guys are nuts

 

[Farnsworth]

Blue Bloods = Duke, Kansas, Kentucky, UCLA, UNC (all wear blue)

Current AP Poll rankings (as of 9:30AM)
Duke = 1
Kansas = 8
Kentucky = 9
UCLA = 5
UNC = 36

1 + 8 + 9 + 5 + 36 = 59

Average rating ~ 12

Player 12 is Vikes

Vote Vikes

Classic misdirection right here. The right up clearly states that this is FOOTBALL not basketball.

vote spiker

Other notable sketchy people:

Cleaver - More like cleavlander (sp?). He's obviously Big Money coming out of Ohio for when Day leaves for the Bears.

CTown - Can't think of a single town in Iowa that starts with C that you'd actually want to be proud to be from. It obviously stands for Columbus. Again, another OSU shill trying to work his way into our coaching staff.