So it is.... duel at dawn. Or is it noon? I can't remember the duel protocol.
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So it is.... duel at dawn. Or is it noon? I can't remember the duel protocol.
Gee I didn't know Ray Charles was an OU (sic) fan and tried to count your trophy case. Since he's blind and dead I'll bet he came up with a big fat "zero"!!Well, when Ray Charles can survey your opponent's football trophy case and come away with a pretty accurate count it does diminish some of the thrill of being saucy.
So let's not go all kumbaya drum circle just yet. There is still a game to be played.
Better?
Huck the Beavers, whoops I meant little brother duckers!! Ha.
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Since the border between Alaska and Canada is currently closed I'm afraid that I will be unable to meet you at the local 7-11.
The best I can offer under these Covid-19 restrictions is to shout very loud unpleasantries out of my Southern facing window while angrily shaking my fist.
Noon works.
I think some people are unaware that Oregon was running a hurry up spread even before Chip Kelly arrived in 2007.
In 2006 Oregon ran 75 plays per game. Texas Tech was at 69 per game.
When Chip Kelly arrived Oregon went hyperdrive, at an adjusted pace that only 2012 Baylor would match out of any Big-12 team. Oregon wound up going a bit slower as time went on, but they were the trendsetter and the Big-12 adopted it later.
How are the tailgates for Oregon-Washington? Is it pretty hostile, or is everyone just baked out of their mind?
Y’all have been nice, knowledgeable, and one of the best fan bases we’ve had the pleasure of interacting with in the past decade.
A very pleasant change from before our 2020 schedule was gutted and the combination of Ohio State’s unwashed masses and NDSU’s incredibly delusional D-2 fan base.
Usually they’re gone by halftime. That’s what happens when the Rivalry is 14-2 during the last 16 games.
This is one of those situations where I typed a paragraph...it made me laugh...and then I deleted it all.
LOL Did LakeBison come visit your board? He hung around her for a couple of yrs but it's been a long time since he has posted.
I had to call my therapist after hours because you misgendered me. Do you even know how much that costs?
Yup, LakeBison or El Chapo or whoever came around. As well as a collection of others from Bisonville.
They had quite the thread going over there about it. I checked back on it, and they are still of the mindset that they could have gone into one of the toughest places to play in the country, against a non-opt out Oregon, and came away with a win.
The same NDSU that I saw almost lose their only game of the year to something called Central Arkansas this year. Out of the last 15 top-10 ranked teams to visit Autzen only 4 have left with a win. Michigan State 2x, Oklahoma, Michigan, Tennessee, Miss St, Nebraska, Wisconsin have all failed during my fandom to win a non-con at Autzen, but an FCS former D-2 team was going to. Sorry for the rant, I can’t get over their failure to grasp reality.
S***, our CCG game was a -3 TO margin for us and it still wasn't a blowout.
Well, when Ray Charles can survey your opponent's football trophy case and come away with a pretty accurate count it does diminish some of the thrill of being saucy.
So let's not go all kumbaya drum circle just yet. There is still a game to be played.
Better?
Just kidding...
Merry Christmas!
Personally I will have nothing to do with either weapon. Both the Kimber 45 and the FN 5.7 would give me reason to pause and run in the other direction!
Fair enough then. <faces north and shakes fist>
I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
I bolded the above so I knew you would hear it from here ....
Merry Christmas!!!!
After 5 minutes of biased research, I have concluded that Iowa State has a better history of men’s outdoor track and field than Oregon. My evidence?
Team records for the 5,000 meter race: ISU 13:10.95 (Jonah Koech, 1993). Oregon 13:14.80 (Bill McChesney Jr. 1982).
400 meter hurdles: ISU 47.63 (Danny Harris 1985). Oregon 49.64 (Pedro Chiamulera 1987).
High Jump: ISU 7-6 1/4 (Brian Tietjens 1983). Oregon 7-5 (Jason Boness 2000).
Triple Jump: ISU 54-4 3/4 (James Moi 1981). Oregon 53-11 1/4 (Spencer Williams 1989).
Merry Christmas, Ducks.
Team records for the 5,000 meter race: ISU 13:10.95 (Jonah Koech, 1993). Oregon 13:14.80 (Bill McChesney Jr. 1982).
400 meter hurdles: ISU 47.63 (Danny Harris 1985). Oregon 49.64 (Pedro Chiamulera 1987).
High Jump: ISU 7-6 1/4 (Brian Tietjens 1983). Oregon 7-5 (Jason Boness 2000).
Triple Jump: ISU 54-4 3/4 (James Moi 1981). Oregon 53-11 1/4 (Spencer Williams 1989).
Merry Christmas, Ducks.
