Kwik Strip

[jdoggivjc]

Say what?

Kwik Trip Launches Kwik Strip Gentlemen’s Clubs

Opening statewide next week, the clubs seek to provide fast and convenient exotic entertainment in a familiar setting.

lacrossetimes.news

 

[IASTATE07]

Says parody in the article?

 

[CysRage]

Fake news. Literally.

 

[Cyched]

Don't threaten me with a good time

 

[JM4CY]

Well, if the economy keeps tanking...

 

[bluestarcyclone]

Luckily Kum & Go is already well suited to compete in this market.

 

[JM4CY]

Luckily Kum & Go is already well suited to compete in this market.

Sperm & Split

 

[jdoggivjc]

Says parody in the article?

Doesn’t make it any less fun of a thread, fun killer

 

[Cyched]

Luckily Kum & Go is already well suited to compete in this market.

They've already established their name, so no need to explain why you were at the Kum & Go

 

[MeanDean]

Sperm & Split

Ejaculate and Evacuate

 

[JM4CY]

Ejaculate and Evacuate

Blow & Bolt

 

[IASTATE07]

Doesn’t make it any less fun of a thread, fun killer

My genuine apologies. I've spent too much time in the cave.

 

[jdoggivjc]

Blow & Bolt

Sploosh & Douche

 

[besserheimerphat]

Sperm & Split

Ejaculate and Evacuate

Blow & Bolt

Sploosh & Douche

Jizz and whiz

 

[JM4CY]

Jizz and whiz

D*ck and ditch

 

[MeanDean]

Jizz and whiz

Squirt and Split

 

[scyclonekid]

Jerk n jet

 

[MeanDean]

Jam n Scram

 

[Pat]

I always thought the Midwest had the market cornered on gas station double entendres, but apparently Northern CA is making a run at us.

 

[MeanDean]

Shoot and scoot