I didnt pay $9.99 a month for this poor customer service.
***Official Insider Information Weekly Mailbag 12-18-2019***
- Thread starter GTO
- Start date
You didnt give me a funny saying. Saying im ugly and shes out of my league doesnt help.
I know. Women wont get enough of me after i win the tetris championships
@CloneLawman correctly observes: It's like Goose and Maverick in one plane. They have no wingman/men/person/persons.
@Ms3r4ISU follows up with: So, just one gets the girl?
GTO: They would definitely call that a cockpit, since there would be two class A d*cks at the controls. @Ms3r4ISU - Tag Team, back again. Check it to wreck it, let's begin...
Pants: I imagine GTO’s wife wouldn’t be all too happy if he was getting the girl, and he’d probably end up chained to the hot water heater.[/QUOTE]
@GTO just so you know: I thought better of adding "in the end" to the end of my question there. Too much innuendo here already.
@Ms3r4ISU follows up with: So, just one gets the girl?
GTO: They would definitely call that a cockpit, since there would be two class A d*cks at the controls. @Ms3r4ISU - Tag Team, back again. Check it to wreck it, let's begin...
Pants: I imagine GTO’s wife wouldn’t be all too happy if he was getting the girl, and he’d probably end up chained to the hot water heater.[/QUOTE]
@GTO just so you know: I thought better of adding "in the end" to the end of my question there. Too much innuendo here already.
I normally don’t vote in the poll because I don’t want to skew the results, but I'm 100% all in on the re-naming to poormansmaverick.
@GTO just so you know: I thought better of adding "in the end" to the end of my question there. Too much innuendo here already.[/QUOTE]
That would have been the perfect way to phrase that question!
call her sugar shorts
tell her she smells good and ask if shes got some perfume on there. if she says its just soap make sure you tell her its a good soapy smell.
be sure to ask her if she needs anything and call her cinnamon toast too.
when she says shes good you have to say but sometimes youre bad tho.
shes probably goin to tell you to stay focused on the stupid things like getting to know each other so when she says that you have to say how can i with five feet of fine standing next to me.
if you have a loud speaker available get on it and sing sexy lady to her over and over in various tunes.
The Insider Information Weekly Mailbag will be back the first week of January. Pants and I are taking a couple of weeks off for the holidays. We expect some good questions upon our return!
And just what in the hell are we supposed to do in the meantime if we have questions? Come on, man, you can't just leave us in the lurch!
in the meantime I will answer questions. Bring them in if you got them.
Why are you answering questions over the holidays? Does your family hate you? Loser.
