Random Thoughts XII - This Thread Delivers

[VeloClone]

Just read an article about a chicken processing plant. It talks about a package coming down the line every six seconds, then says, about 40 a minute. That new math really confuses me.

They must have 4 lines in the factory.

 

[BCClone]

They must have 4 lines in the factory.

Problem was, they were talking about what this one inspector does.

 

[VeloClone]

I'm also at the worst open mic night in America lol. This is brutal

On RAGBRAI they have started having karaoke when they want everyone to get on their bikes and move on in a town. It is generally quite effective.

 

[SCyclone]

No non-hok jury would convict you.

FIFY

 

[SCyclone]

Glorious-haired hockey boy broke up with my daughter. I'm not all that upset about it.

At least this way she can keep all her teeth.

 

[SCyclone]

We said Mount Rushmore not top 5! Come on CG!

Well, they will of course be adding tRump to the group eventually.

/jimlad

I hate the SOB, for what it's worth.

 

[BCClone]

FIFY

Why it has to be done out of state. 1) Hawks usually are unemployed so they are readily available 2) when they are employed its usually running the burger king drive thru so they are easily replaced 3) They aren't smart enough to come up with a valid excuse to get them off jury duty.

 

[CloneLawman]

We said Mount Rushmore not top 5! Come on CG!

Give her a break, unless you've given birth and been sleep-deprived thereafter. Of course, I'm not sure her counting was all that great before the calving.

 

[CloneLawman]

Glorious-haired hockey boy broke up with my daughter. I'm not all that upset about it.

Just don't seem too gleeful in front of the daughter.

 

[NWICY]

All this ice cream talk is pretty much of a tease for us diabetics.

Have you ever tried the Blue Bunny sugar frees? My mom thinks they are pretty good.

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

On RAGBRAI they have started having karaoke when they want everyone to get on their bikes and move on in a town. It is generally quite effective.

I needed to draw a picture to help convey how bad this was. But basically there was this huge group of girls just being loud and obnoxious with their backs turned to the stage. Occasionally a comedian would attempt to call them out and the HBIC would say something like "Was that supposed to be a joke?" or "Is this your first time?" and all the girls would cackle and go back to being loud and obnoxious.

Two guys came and they were obviously thirsty as hell trying to get laid. They did a classic move of splitting the girls in two groups to make it easier to handle. They've been practicing their PUA techniques for sure.

The random watchers wouldn't laugh or even clap when someone came on stage so they were a pathetic bunch too.

Didn't help the comedians were about as funny as watching paint dry but be a little nice man.

Then there was me just sitting and watching this **** show from a far enjoying my cocktail.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Yellow and black. I only read the part of the letter that said he requested it. There was a book with an ugly bird staring back at me also.

Hah! I thought it was porn.

Guess I was right.

 

[jcyclonee]

Farm is 2 miles from Minnesota, I will just drive across the border first so the trial is in Minnesota. Those guys hate hawks also.

The U of M's greatest contribution to modern society is the "Who Hates Iowa" chant.

 

[jcyclonee]

That depends. There are black and gold jurors out there, who'd likely try to stick it to BCC. Voire Dire and jury selection will be important. Luckily, most of their kind aren't subtle and can't hide the Hawkeye on their belly.

I'm trying to decide if I'd hate to see the jury or love to see the jury if the "jury of his peers" are people from BC's adopted hometown.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Well, they will of course be adding tRump to the group eventually.

/jimlad

I hate the SOB, for what it's worth.

Will never happen, the rock cannot be cantilevered out that far to capture his hairdo.

 

[jcyclonee]

It isn't everyday that you see somebody do a u-turn on a one way street so that they are going against the traffic and then turn right and drive down that block in the bike lane.

 

[BCClone]

I'm trying to decide if I'd hate to see the jury or love to see the jury if the "jury of his peers" are people from BC's adopted hometown.

If farmers, I will offer to rent our ground to them. Farmers become complete whoars when land is involved.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

It isn't everyday that you see somebody do a u-turn on a one way street so that they are going against the traffic and then turn right and drive down that block in the bike lane.

Obstinate locals or confused visitors?

 

[jcyclonee]

Obstinate locals or confuse visitors?

Minnesota License plate.

 

[RunninMan]

There is really only one flavor of ice cream I will willingly eat. We were at Hickory Park one time discussing this and my kids asked what flavor that was. “It is something Mom likes to drink.” One of the younger ones who was about three at the time shouts, “Wine!” I am not a huge ice cream fan but I do like coffee flavored ice cream.

I did have a good homemade raspberry mango ice cream at the Farmer’s Market about a month ago.

I don't like coffee, but I like coffee flavored things. Coffee ice cream, coffee beer, etc. It's always really hard to explain to people but I've always said that if coffee tasted as good as it smelled I would drink it all day and I guess those things taste more like the smell than the taste, if that makes sense.