Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)

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aaaaaand that would be another resounding NO. You need to spend less time on Urban Dictionary and more with Martha Stewart (or Heloise, or wherever the hell I learned the trick).

To clean your ceiling fan blades, pull a pillowcase over one blade. Clamp down on the opening of the pillowcase (at the base of the fan), and drag it off the blade, making sure it stays tight against both the bottom & top of the blade. All the dust, lint & cat hair is captured in the pillow case. Repeat for each blade. When you're done, take the pillowcase outside, turn it inside out & shake it, then wash it (still inside out). Keeps the dust from landing on the duvet, or the kitchen counters, or anyplace else but in the pillowcase.
Sorry. Martha Stewart went to prison. I don't think Cooler and his urban dictionary definitions ever have. I'm Pro Cooler!
 
I did Urban Dictionary KC's pillowcase trick.

Everyone has a picture placed on the pillowcase of a different person, think Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Anniston. You cut the eyes out so you can see and place the case over your head. It then turns into your key club type party and you hook up with that "celebrity". That way you say you slept with Heather Graham (aaaaahhhhhhh........rollergirl) and not Stephanie from two doors down.
Can I get one of those of JLH? Stephanie from two doors down would like to borrow it.
 
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Sorry. Martha Stewart went to prison. I don't think Cooler and his urban dictionary definitions ever have. I'm Pro Cooler!

I was cuffed and thrown in the drunk tank for an hour back in '93 during VEISHEA.

Martha just did it because it was trendy.

She got more street cred based on the severity of her crime but I am clearly the prison hipster of the two of us.
 
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I was cuffed and thrown in the drunk tank for an hour back in '93 during VEISHEA.

Martha just did it because it was trendy.

She got more street cred based on the severity of her crime but I am clearly the prison hipster of the two of us.


Had a "buddy" who got that treatment also for VEISHEA. I wasn't fully drunk and was smart enough to get away with the first sniff of tear gas. Also had a drunk friend with me at the time that i was slightly concerned about. Another kid on my floor, that I only ever knew as Little Headbanger Dude, fell down when the herd split different directions and was trampled by the masses. He managed to get up right in time to get whacked by a cops billy club. At least thats the story he tells and it sounds good so I will stick with it.
 
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I was cuffed and thrown in the drunk tank for an hour back in '93 during VEISHEA.

Martha just did it because it was trendy.

She got more street cred based on the severity of her crime but I am clearly the prison hipster of the two of us.


You didn't try get the drunks in the holding cell to learn proper eating utensil placement or make homemade table runners in there did you?
 
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Taylor Swift is trying to become the next Fergie by the sounds of her last song. I think that is what Alexa is playing right now.

Had a crop consultant swing by the house to go over fertility rec's this morning. She said something and all of sudden ol' Alexa started talking back to her. First it was scared look on her face that turned to confused. Was kinda funny afterwards.
 
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Milo is doing his level best to cheer me up after the game tonight.
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You didn't try get the drunks in the holding cell to learn proper eating utensil placement or make homemade table runners in there did you?

About an hour after getting bailed out, I ran into the same cop that brought me in while on Welch. I did not say hello.

30 minutes later, I ran into the same dude that was with me in the drunk tank.

Approximately zero lessons were learned that day.

All of this occurred before 5pm, BTW. there was much stupidity still to be had.
 
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Made it to Sr. nite last nite for MBB, wish they could have pulled it off but couldn't buy a bucket in the paint and defensive problems.

Shout out to KC & LEW for sharing brownies with me.

Last home game of the season is always kind of melancholy for me no more Hilton till next Nov. Even though this yr wasn't the greatest I still enjoy any evening spent in Hilton. Looking forward to next yr. With some luck maybe this team can sneak out another win or two.
 
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