Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)

[ImJustKCClone]

I try to keep my boobage OUT of the lasagna, and the lasagna OFF my boobage. Some of us are better at that than others...

Whoa...!
I talk about my boobage and lasagna and I get a like from someone I don't know/recognize.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Poor PapaLew! Can you imagine having to pull waist length hair out of a drain??

It's why I swear by my hair screen for the drain.

Besides - the deal is, I don't cut my hair, he doesn't shave off his beard. I think it was even written in our vows somewhere...

 

[jcyclonee]

It's why I swear by my hair screen for the drain.

Besides - the deal is, I don't cut my hair, he doesn't shave off his beard. I think it was even written in our vows somewhere...

Are you actually Rapunzel, or Samson?

 

[jcyclonee]

I've had to replace a couple in 26 years. The last one I got has more HP than the previous ones, which I like. Only problem now is, because it has a deeper reservoir, my hand can't reach the bottom to pull out things that don't grind up very well.

The guy at Menards recommended that I get the smaller 1/3 hp one. He said it's easier to install and his has lasted over 20 years. Our original one did last 13 years so I guess that's acceptable for $75.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Are you actually Rapunzel, or Samson?

Yes?

 

[BCClone]

The guy at Menards recommended that I get the smaller 1/3 hp one. He said it's easier to install and his has lasted over 20 years. Our original one did last 13 years so I guess that's acceptable for $75.

I got the barracuda. Thinking 3/4 hp. You know when it's on.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Rapunzel was blonde. I'm not. Samson was a man. I'm not.

 

[BCClone]

Rapunzel was blonde. I'm not. Samson was a man. I'm not.

Pretty flexible arms also.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Those would be his...but you knew that already.

 

[oldman]

Pretty flexible arms also.

Well, you know -- orangutans...

 

[CloneLawman]

You forgot to include ricotta boobage, but you get points for trying!

Keep your points. When the Lawman plays the game, it is...

 

[BoxsterCy]

You forgot to include ricotta boobage, but you get points for trying!

Might have to add ricotta boobage to bananas, minions, narwhals, fat corgi, fish knifes, and Emily push-ups in the RTTwiki.

 

[SaraV]

Ricotta is delicious on pizza though.

So is cream cheese...and I cannot remember for the life of me the name od the now-closed Ames pizzeria that did this.

You don't like boobage in Lasagna?

Ow ow ow. Too hot, too squishy.

Definitely not a good idea to mix spooning and your garbage disposal, regardless of where the lasagna is located.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Might have to add ricotta boobage to bananas, minions, narwhals, fat corgi, fish knifes, and Emily push-ups in the RTTwiki.

As long as it's generic ricotta boobage, and not MY boobage, I'm okay with that.

 

[BCClone]

So is cream cheese...and I cannot remember for the life of me the name od the now-closed Ames pizzeria that did this.



Ow ow ow. Too hot, too squishy.

Your last reply fits well with your second.

 

[CloneLawman]

As long as it's generic ricotta boobage, and not MY boobage, I'm okay with that.

Glad you specified that "generic" referred to the boobage and not the ricotta. I know, I know, a little cheesy...I'm a Muenster.

 

[jcyclonee]

I got the barracuda. Thinking 3/4 hp. You know when it's on.

Better for grinding up the dead hookers.

 

[stormchaser2014]

Might have to add ricotta boobage to bananas, minions, narwhals, fat corgi, fish knifes, and Emily push-ups in the RTTwiki.

What about barbecue?

 

[CloneLawman]

What about barbecue?

Let me guess... "meat raffle" means something in Wisconsin very different from what I thought? Or are you not intending to mix barbecue with boobage?

 

[SCyclone]

As long as it's generic ricotta boobage, and not MY boobage, I'm okay with that.