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PANTS, on fb, I swear I'm not that drunk. I got a text from a number I didn't know but thought I knew the person. so i replied. went to fb. THE TEXT WAS ON FB AND I COULD NOT DELETE!


also, my self[prolclaimed bestie wears the same shoe size as me!!

I didn't know what you were talking about, so I went to your page and read the comments. I'm still laughing. I can't stop laughing. You were SO drunk there!
 
I didn't know what you were talking about, so I went to your page and read the comments. I'm still laughing. I can't stop laughing. You were SO drunk there!


pants, I swear to god if I could screenshot, that came through as a text and I'm like is this so and so???? and then I went to fb and i'm like **** NO THIS IS ON FB I CAN'T DELETEY THIS I CAN ONLY REPLY OR LIKE AND IT WAS A ******* TEXT MESSAGE WHY IS THIS ON FB!
 
I'm a midget though, it's ok. bestie and I both had colllege roomies who wore a 6. that's like super midget. I told her to excel catalog her shoes.



So I can know.

That's super tiny, like elementary school tiny. I'm not a giant, but decently tall.
 
pants, I swear to god if I could screenshot, that came through as a text and I'm like is this so and so???? and then I went to fb and i'm like **** NO THIS IS ON FB I CAN'T DELETEY THIS I CAN ONLY REPLY OR LIKE AND IT WAS A ******* TEXT MESSAGE WHY IS THIS ON FB!

No, it wasn't "is this so and so". It was "aaaaaaaaaare you (name withheld)? this is cowgirl"
 
Cowgirl, tonight I met a friend of my wife's best friend who has a running spreadsheet of pizza joints in the Des Moines area with all sorts of categories for each. Instantly made me think of you
 
I'm going to bed because size 8 shoe friend was like DRINK THIS THING FROM THE PINATa made me drunk. Or maybe the one vodka drink and one rum drink did that. Either way, I need to sleep.
 
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