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Did I mention that Wednesdays we take the kids to school in the morning, but Mrs. 00clone doesn't have to go to work until noon? I think I've mentioned that before.
 
nah, at least gave him some context. Gave the person's height and said at what point would you say someone my heightish is overweight? There was only a little deer in the headlights. And if I get to 220, I have bigger problems than knowing DH would think I'm obese!
 
I just like how CG thinks she's ever going to get a valid answer from DH. I picture him as a deer in headlights any time she asks one of her weird, random questions.
Just wait until you get married. Every question from your spouse is some sort of trap.

Reminds me of this skit, where I feel like Jordan Peele whenever my wife asks me a question:

[video=youtube;9xDXF0agUeM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xDXF0agUeM[/video]
 
Just wait until you get married. Every question from your spouse is some sort of trap.

Reminds me of this skit, where I feel like Jordan Peele whenever my wife asks me a question:

[video=youtube;9xDXF0agUeM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xDXF0agUeM[/video]

Seriously underrated comedians.
 
A magician never tells his secret.

It's a little obvious...
magician.jpg
 
So when I lived in Indiana, I was driving on the east side of Indianapolis off of E. Washington St. (A fairly shady area) and there was a white van with a white sheet draped over it that said "Daycare Service". That was either the stupidest pedophile or worst marketor in the world.

Yikes, that sounds pretty bad.
 
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