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Throw in pork and we can discuss it.


Is this some sort of euphemism for me having sex with your wife? I mean...deal? Awkward, but, I think we can work it out.

Clearly my oldest takes after me...so across the street are 2 girls, about our kids' age, and next to us are 4 girls, the youngest 2 are about our boys' age. So after his bath, the oldest was all wound up and running around naked, couldn't get him to chill out and put clothes on. I tried "you better quit running around and put your underwear on, them neighbor girls are gonna be looking in the window."

He goes all full frontal right to the window and was all "where?"
 
Is this some sort of euphemism for me having sex with your wife? I mean...deal? Awkward, but, I think we can work it out.

Clearly my oldest takes after me...so across the street are 2 girls, about our kids' age, and next to us are 4 girls, the youngest 2 are about our boys' age. So after his bath, the oldest was all wound up and running around naked, couldn't get him to chill out and put clothes on. I tried "you better quit running around and put your underwear on, them neighbor girls are gonna be looking in the window."

He goes all full frontal right to the window and was all "where?"

Woah I meant the food pork.

I mean if you send me a picture of your wife in yoga pants we could discuss something.

In the category of naked kid stories. When I was really little I jumped around the driveway naked one day. When questioned what I was doing I said I was swimming. If I had a dollar for every time my mom has told that story...
 
We are beginning to wonder if the end times are near...for us, or for the next house up the lane, whose occupants are about 10 years older than us.

About a week ago, we saw 12-15 turkey vultures circling...we even hiked down through the creek bed to see if we had a deer carcass or something, but nope. They kept circling lower, and finally landed in the trees. The top pics are of that night, and just a few of the birds. The last three or four nights, one pair have been roosting less than 50 yards from the house. I woke up last night and glanced out the window, and one of them was in a tree about 15 feet from the house. I really think we're going to have a nest close by. But I wonder if the vultures are expecting our imminent deaths? ;)

Our newest neighbors:

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We were in second for a little while, but totally bombed the 70s (especially since half our team was teen/college/young adult during that era). We only got five right in that unit. Bah!
You needed a young adult with a history degree on your team!
 
Our girls have been playing outside today and I was just thinking how clean and sweet they will smell after their baths. Until it dawned on me they will smell like this. Great, I am already setting them up for a certain profession. (And blame any wonky pics on my phone)

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Our girls have been playing outside today and I was just thinking how clean and sweet they will smell after their baths. Until it dawned on me they will smell like this. Great, I am already setting them up for a certain profession. (And blame any wonky pics on my phone)

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hahahahahaha, maybe switch to lavender. And make sure none of their names end in "I".
 
Our girls have been playing outside today and I was just thinking how clean and sweet they will smell after their baths. Until it dawned on me they will smell like this. Great, I am already setting them up for a certain profession. (And blame any wonky pics on my phone)

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We are beginning to wonder if the end times are near...for us, or for the next house up the lane, whose occupants are about 10 years older than us.

About a week ago, we saw 12-15 turkey vultures circling...we even hiked down through the creek bed to see if we had a deer carcass or something, but nope. They kept circling lower, and finally landed in the trees. The top pics are of that night, and just a few of the birds. The last three or four nights, one pair have been roosting less than 50 yards from the house. I woke up last night and glanced out the window, and one of them was in a tree about 15 feet from the house. I really think we're going to have a nest close by. But I wonder if the vultures are expecting our imminent deaths? ;)

Better image of KC's vulture.

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Sorting the jellybeans from the malted milk ball eggs while posting to CF is such a pain in the ***. I have candy rolling around all over the floor.
 
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