Random Thoughts Thread #1

[Wesley]

I wonder how much Mark Henry use to lift.

Mark Henry is a former Olympic weightlifter.

 

[Doc]

I watched a good road rage incident the other day. There's this odd spot on my commute where a four lane goes back to two lane. The odd part is that the signs (and road) tell you to merge to the right. So you always get people in the left lane trying to race past you, not paying attention that it's THEIR side of the road is going to end. So this happened last week. The car in the left kept trying to pass the car on the right, and the one on the right stayed put since they were following the road signs. Car on the left refused to slow down and pull in behind. Damn near ran into the ditch because they refused to get over. So at the next stop light, the right car is behind me, and the left car gets into the turn lane, pulls up beside right car, honks, gives him an extended 1 finger salute, then roars off.

*******, they were the ones in the wrong!

They deserved it if they kept speeding up to block the car on the left.

 

[Kagavi]

Speaking of traffic, I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I don't think LA traffic is that bad.

 

[cowgirl836]

They deserved it if they kept speeding up to block the car on the left.

plenty of space behind to pull in. They didn't try to pass the car on the right until the signs started for the merge.

 

[Doc]

plenty of space behind to pull in. They didn't try to pass the car on the right until the signs started for the merge.

Gotcha. Yeah, that's ****** move for sure.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Why do leg cramps happen in the middle of the night? I woke up at 1am and my left calf locked up. My calf still aches.

 

[DanCyn]

Women LIE on online dating sites!

 

[Tony]

Saw this at McDonald's drive-through this weekend:

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[cowgirl836]

Why do leg cramps happen in the middle of the night? I woke up at 1am and my left calf locked up. My calf still aches.

This used to happen to my brother when he would have growth spurts. Supposedly, potassium helps? I will sometimes get a really bad cramp in the arch of my foot at night - if I move my foot just right. Nothing like waking up to your foot throbbing at 2am.

 

[cyclones500]

Why do people with convertibles drive around with the tops down, the front windows down, but the rear windows up?

A: In case it rains.

 

[Cyclonin]

Women LIE on online dating sites!

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

Here is one: Why does everyone have road rage?

So in addition to being a cop you're also a drivers Ed instructor? Man, you're busy. When do you have time to buy your black socks and think about how you're going to word your meltdown posts?

 

[WhatchaGonnaDo]

This used to happen to my brother when he would have growth spurts. Supposedly, potassium helps? I will sometimes get a really bad cramp in the arch of my foot at night - if I move my foot just right. Nothing like waking up to your foot throbbing at 2am.

Ummm, this totally happens to me too. Once got a tiny bit awkward when I had a nighttime visitor (I'll leave it at that)

 

[WhatchaGonnaDo]

Also I haven't done a lick of work today. HUMP DAYYYYY

 

[fatkid1974]

Ummm, this totally happens to me too. Once got a tiny bit awkward when I had a nighttime visitor (I'll leave it at that)

I once faked a leg cramp to get out of one of those situations.

 

[WhatchaGonnaDo]

I once faked a leg cramp to get out of one of those situations.

The thing is, it was after the "do" was "done"

 

[CLONEing around]

Saw this at McDonald's drive-through this weekend:

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Awesome. I know that guy. Used to work with him. He's overweight, but not grossly so. Still, he thinks it's hilarious. He's got an odd sense of humor to say the least.

 

[CRcyclone6]

my mother in law broke her hip, a rib, and her femur on Sunday. My father in law has Alzheimers. while my mom in law is at a rehab center for six weeks, my wife is moving in to their place to take care of my father in law. it sure will be quiet at my house, but my mom in law didnt have to go thru all that for me.

 

[ZJohnson]

Why are big booty's so damn amazing?!?!?!

 

[boone7247]

Driving back from my parents a couple of weekends ago I was East of DM on 80 and a car with by me with the license plate MRS BJS. Now if that is your husband and wife initials wouldn't it dawn on you that it says something completely different than what you think it says?