Locker Room/Workout Discussion Part 2

[wonkadog]

So I get done working out today and I get back to the locker room and once again, I am apalled at what I see. Some old guy, probably about 75, has one leg up on the bench, naked as a jaybird, and has a huge bottle of Jergens out and is lotioning up every inch of his wrinkly body. Of course, he's doing this right in front of my locker so I have to say "excuse me" and he slides over an inch to let me get my stuff out.

Can someone near the age of these old dudes please defend this? Did they have a course on how to make someone uncomfortable by having no self-conciousness when they were taking classes at their one-room schoolhouse??? :no:

 

[Clonester]

:biglaugh:

 

[redrocker]

It puts the lotion on the old man.:wideeyed:

 

[josh777]

It puts the lotion on the old man.:wideeyed:

Winner!

 

[tman24]

That fits right up there with the time i was in the steam room and some guy around his 20s comes in naked and starts stretching right in from of me. Needless to same time to leave.

 

[cyclonedave25]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaROUIS3Iq4&feature=related]YouTube - old balls[/ame]

 

[isudoc03]

Maybe he was trying to seduce you.

 

[wonkadog]

Maybe he was trying to seduce you.

If by "seduce" you mean, "scar me for life", it was a raging success.

 

[GeronimusClone]

If by "seduce" you mean, "scar me for life", it was a raging success.

"Raging" probably isn't the best word to use in this scenario.

 

[Cycofan1]

why didn't you help him. You would help an old lady across the street wouldn't you.

 

[redrocker]

why didn't you help him. You would help an old lady across the street wouldn't you.

That would have been nice of you to get that spot on his back that he can not reach. He might have put some lotion on you in return:yes:

 

[brianhos]

Maybe he was trying to seduce you.

 

[Cycofan1]

That would have been nice of you to get that spot on his back that he can not reach. He might have put some lotion on you in return:yes:

+1