A few of my favorite CF comments from October 2019. Some are edited for clarity or brevity.
From the thread “California legalizes college athlete endorsements”
@CapnCy: No one likes their sink or toilets backing up. Take if from me, your favorite backup, Jerome Tiller: No one knows back-ups like RotoRooter.
From “Confiscated by security”
(Full thread link here — chock-full of nuggets)
@Sparkplug: I had a clear plastic bag with rain ponchos, two bottles of water and a roll of paper towels to dry off seats. After the ticket scan, I was told I couldn’t keep the paper towels. Did they think this old lady was going to throw the paper towels? I could do more harm with a corn dog.
@Cyforce: Next time, hide the paper towels in a sousaphone.
@Remo Gaggi: They got my brass knuckles and the spare .45 I usually carry. They didn't get the Rambo knife I had hidden in my boot, however.
@BoxsterCy: If I come to a colder game later this year, I am bringing some Scotch capsules, aka “pods.”
@CyArob: I've tried the multicolored ones. They taste like soap.
@JM4CY: So you just suck on them until a little hole opens up and fills your mouth with a potent and powerful liquid?
@SpokaneCY: That’s ONE way to phrase it …
From “Friday OT: The Nines”
@isukendall: I hear the word “Vegas” and I think of a drunk bridesmaid at a bachelorette party, awkwardly walking in heels, with a fruity drink in hand, drinking from a penis straw, talking really loud and crying, with mascara running down her face. Probably saying she hates drama.
From “Friday OT: You’re My Boy, Blue”
@Farnsworth: Another data-mining thread by @Angie. She's after all of us!
@CloneFan65: Next week, the two questions will be: What is your mother's maiden name? and, What was your first pet's name?
From “Dudley Blackwell commits”
@usedcarguy: I can't imagine what our team would look like with (Blackwell) and Conditt on the floor at the same time. Oh boy. I need a minute alone.
@CycloneVet: Minute? It will take only 8.25 seconds.
@cymac2408: Why, is he going to have foreplay for 7.25 seconds?
(RoadRunnerDud @1kdudd): 1000000% committed
@ca4cy: That's a lot of percent.
From “Sports Bets”
@Lineup: How do you get money to bet?
@Rabbuk: A job?
From “Could Someone Update the Uninitiated on Injuries?
@dosry5: I have a toe injury. Not sure if it’s an ingrown nail, but it’s the upper left corner of my right big toe, just really sore. If the blankets get too heavy on it the pain is terrible. I’d google it, but WebMD would just tell me I have cancer....
From “Minnesota to host College GameDay?”
@harimed: Color me skeptical. #1 Alabama plays #2 LSU that day.
@coolerifyoudid: Yeah, but would you rather be in Minnesota in November or .... ya know, never mind the rest of what I was gonna say.
From “Weekly Mailbag question submissions”
@Cyched: Why is a building called a building even after it's finished? Shouldn't it be called a “built”?
From “How Long Will We Keep Mitchell, Brock?”
@CYCLNST8: Thread title is confusing. I read it as someone asking Brock Purdy how long we will keep Re-al Mitchell.
@cyclone4L: Worrying about whether the 2nd string QB and the 5th string running back transferring in the offseason is like marrying the prom queen who became a doctor and lying awake at night wondering what that chubby choir girl is up to.
From “Friday OT: Head of the Class, I’m Popular”
@Trice: If I'd put as much effort into acquiring a taste for vegetables as I did for beer, I'd be the healthiest SOB on the planet.
From “Where is Brocktember?”
(Suggested posts from by @MeanDean)
@JM4CY gif in response to @SpokaneCY “What’s the deal with airline food?”
@SpokaneCY: That is the hottest choking video I’ve ever seen.
@2020cy: Evidently, you don’t watch much porn.
From “ISU-Tech Gameday Thread”
(in reference to Illinois upset of Wisconsin)
@SpokaneCY: Illini fans stormed the field. Including the team, there were, like, 157 people on that field!
@CYEATHAWK: Only if you include the remaining Wisconsin players.
From “New Overtime Rule”
@Cyclones_R_GR8: My sister was at the Virginia Tech game.
**Later in the thread**
@Cyclones_R_GR8: How the heck do I get 2 “Disagrees” to my sister being at the Virginia Tech game?
From “Florida State eyeing Urban Meyer and Brian Kelly”
@clone52: They are eyeing them? 10 years ago when I was single, I was eyeing Megan Fox and Mila Kunis. Didn't work out.
From “Big 12 media day … rule changes”
@KCClone1: One rule change I want is the kicked ball rule. The offense throws a bad pass, defender stops the ball with his foot, and offense gets the ball back? Why stop the game? Are they afraid a soccer game is going to break out?
From “The ‘I’ve Heard This Before’ Rumor Mill”
(thread about Arizona and ASU joining Big 12)
@Sigmapolis: We should have added BYU and Houston last time around. Two cougars at the same time?
From “Insider weekly mail bag” (Oct. 25 version)
@GTO: This got me wondering how many dumb ratings I have. I guess I've only received two of them ever. (I have a feeling this post will be used as a signal for dumb ratings).
@jcyclonee: ‘Dumb’ rating
@BoxsterCy: I'm just here for the free pandering lessons.
From “Weekly Mailbag Question Submissions"
@jcyclonee: Question about the Greek system. Why do some of the houses pronounce the letter Phi as Fee and some pronounce it as Fie?
@ImJustKCClone: Because “fo” and “fum” were taken?
From “Are you drunk right now?” (after ISU-OSU loss)
@SplitIdentity: I am, but that's cuz my wife is out of town and I never get a chance to watch football in my underwear anymore. So I've got two different bourbons I'm alternating and am no longer in my underwear.
@atlantacyclone: I’m not a drinker, but now seems like as good a time as any to start ...
@cyrocksmypants: Nah, it’s just a sports game. Most of us will still wake up tomorrow.
@JM4CY: Most of us?
@Doc: I’m so high, I’m not convinced we lost.
From the thread “California legalizes college athlete endorsements”
@CapnCy: No one likes their sink or toilets backing up. Take if from me, your favorite backup, Jerome Tiller: No one knows back-ups like RotoRooter.
From “Confiscated by security”
(Full thread link here — chock-full of nuggets)
@Sparkplug: I had a clear plastic bag with rain ponchos, two bottles of water and a roll of paper towels to dry off seats. After the ticket scan, I was told I couldn’t keep the paper towels. Did they think this old lady was going to throw the paper towels? I could do more harm with a corn dog.
@Cyforce: Next time, hide the paper towels in a sousaphone.
@Remo Gaggi: They got my brass knuckles and the spare .45 I usually carry. They didn't get the Rambo knife I had hidden in my boot, however.
@BoxsterCy: If I come to a colder game later this year, I am bringing some Scotch capsules, aka “pods.”
@CyArob: I've tried the multicolored ones. They taste like soap.
@JM4CY: So you just suck on them until a little hole opens up and fills your mouth with a potent and powerful liquid?
@SpokaneCY: That’s ONE way to phrase it …
From “Friday OT: The Nines”
@isukendall: I hear the word “Vegas” and I think of a drunk bridesmaid at a bachelorette party, awkwardly walking in heels, with a fruity drink in hand, drinking from a penis straw, talking really loud and crying, with mascara running down her face. Probably saying she hates drama.
From “Friday OT: You’re My Boy, Blue”
@Farnsworth: Another data-mining thread by @Angie. She's after all of us!
@CloneFan65: Next week, the two questions will be: What is your mother's maiden name? and, What was your first pet's name?
From “Dudley Blackwell commits”
@usedcarguy: I can't imagine what our team would look like with (Blackwell) and Conditt on the floor at the same time. Oh boy. I need a minute alone.
@CycloneVet: Minute? It will take only 8.25 seconds.
@cymac2408: Why, is he going to have foreplay for 7.25 seconds?
(RoadRunnerDud @1kdudd): 1000000% committed
@ca4cy: That's a lot of percent.
From “Sports Bets”
@Lineup: How do you get money to bet?
@Rabbuk: A job?
From “Could Someone Update the Uninitiated on Injuries?
@dosry5: I have a toe injury. Not sure if it’s an ingrown nail, but it’s the upper left corner of my right big toe, just really sore. If the blankets get too heavy on it the pain is terrible. I’d google it, but WebMD would just tell me I have cancer....
From “Minnesota to host College GameDay?”
@harimed: Color me skeptical. #1 Alabama plays #2 LSU that day.
@coolerifyoudid: Yeah, but would you rather be in Minnesota in November or .... ya know, never mind the rest of what I was gonna say.
From “Weekly Mailbag question submissions”
@Cyched: Why is a building called a building even after it's finished? Shouldn't it be called a “built”?
From “How Long Will We Keep Mitchell, Brock?”
@CYCLNST8: Thread title is confusing. I read it as someone asking Brock Purdy how long we will keep Re-al Mitchell.
@cyclone4L: Worrying about whether the 2nd string QB and the 5th string running back transferring in the offseason is like marrying the prom queen who became a doctor and lying awake at night wondering what that chubby choir girl is up to.
From “Friday OT: Head of the Class, I’m Popular”
@Trice: If I'd put as much effort into acquiring a taste for vegetables as I did for beer, I'd be the healthiest SOB on the planet.
From “Where is Brocktember?”
(Suggested posts from by @MeanDean)
@JM4CY gif in response to @SpokaneCY “What’s the deal with airline food?”
@SpokaneCY: That is the hottest choking video I’ve ever seen.
@2020cy: Evidently, you don’t watch much porn.
From “ISU-Tech Gameday Thread”
(in reference to Illinois upset of Wisconsin)
@SpokaneCY: Illini fans stormed the field. Including the team, there were, like, 157 people on that field!
@CYEATHAWK: Only if you include the remaining Wisconsin players.
From “New Overtime Rule”
@Cyclones_R_GR8: My sister was at the Virginia Tech game.
**Later in the thread**
@Cyclones_R_GR8: How the heck do I get 2 “Disagrees” to my sister being at the Virginia Tech game?
From “Florida State eyeing Urban Meyer and Brian Kelly”
@clone52: They are eyeing them? 10 years ago when I was single, I was eyeing Megan Fox and Mila Kunis. Didn't work out.
From “Big 12 media day … rule changes”
@KCClone1: One rule change I want is the kicked ball rule. The offense throws a bad pass, defender stops the ball with his foot, and offense gets the ball back? Why stop the game? Are they afraid a soccer game is going to break out?
From “The ‘I’ve Heard This Before’ Rumor Mill”
(thread about Arizona and ASU joining Big 12)
@Sigmapolis: We should have added BYU and Houston last time around. Two cougars at the same time?
From “Insider weekly mail bag” (Oct. 25 version)
@GTO: This got me wondering how many dumb ratings I have. I guess I've only received two of them ever. (I have a feeling this post will be used as a signal for dumb ratings).
@jcyclonee: ‘Dumb’ rating
@BoxsterCy: I'm just here for the free pandering lessons.
From “Weekly Mailbag Question Submissions"
@jcyclonee: Question about the Greek system. Why do some of the houses pronounce the letter Phi as Fee and some pronounce it as Fie?
@ImJustKCClone: Because “fo” and “fum” were taken?
From “Are you drunk right now?” (after ISU-OSU loss)
@SplitIdentity: I am, but that's cuz my wife is out of town and I never get a chance to watch football in my underwear anymore. So I've got two different bourbons I'm alternating and am no longer in my underwear.
@atlantacyclone: I’m not a drinker, but now seems like as good a time as any to start ...
@cyrocksmypants: Nah, it’s just a sports game. Most of us will still wake up tomorrow.
@JM4CY: Most of us?
@Doc: I’m so high, I’m not convinced we lost.
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