Something you should never do

[KnappShack]

No need for shape technicalities when there’s a hard no to the entire thought.

If you want technicalities, it would be don’t put anything in your butt not prescribed by a proctologist. And only then after a thorough discussion of “is this necessary?”.

 

[somecyguy]

There has to be some sort of hotness to friendship scale that allows for this. I mean, you’re going to strain that friendship, but sometimes it’s worth it.

And of course cross reference it with the crazy/hot matrix.

 

[cytor]

And of course cross reference it with the crazy/hot matrix.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Go behind your company’s firewall to look at porn. Know a guy that did that at two big corporate ag companies. Then proceeded to have to register as a sex offender. Wife divorced him and took there two young kids with her. Sad situation.

We had a guy at work in the late 90's building a pron website on one of the spare servers.

 

[CascadeClone]

We had a guy at work in the late 90's building a pron website on one of the spare servers.

Just trying to show ambition and initiative. I smell a promotion!

 

[IlliniCy]

Reference:

Hospital evacuated over elderly man with explosive lodged in his rectum

An 88-year-old arrived with an artillery shell lodged in his rectum.

www.fox5ny.com

Apparently he took "blow it out your a$$" literally.

 

[Pope]

Spit on an electric fence.

Actually, nothing bad happens when you spit on one. However, if you piss on one like my brother did when he was around 10 yrs old and we were out hunting with our dad, well that's a whole different story.

 

[pourcyne]

Actually, nothing bad happens when you spit on one. However, if you piss on one like my brother did when he was around 10 yrs old and we were out hunting with our dad, well that's a whole different story.

It does if your face is close to the fence.