Recent content by shagcarpetjesus

  1. shagcarpetjesus

    O.J. Simpson dead at 76

    I look forward to cancer’s upcoming book, “If I Did It”.
  2. shagcarpetjesus

    Illinois fans

    I’m just annoyed that we lost to a team who is coached by a moonlighting actor. I mean, he’s a good actor, but come on….
  3. shagcarpetjesus

    ***Official USMNT Thread***

    Are people gonna be double screening tonight for the Nations League semi? US vs Jamaica kicks off about a half hour after Cyclone tip.
  4. shagcarpetjesus

    Raising Canes Sucks

    Seeing lots of the toast is good takes in here. If that’s your claim to fame……
  5. shagcarpetjesus

    Here comes the doomsday thread, sorry

    I think this is what will happen if they do go full Super League and just exclude everybody else. The reason I cared about Texas and Oklahoma is because they were in Iowa State’s conference and we got to play them every year. When we have a particularly good year, there are stakes to those...
  6. shagcarpetjesus

    ***2023-24 College Football Thread***

    Because you have to keep up the charade that the whole process is unbiased and objective until the very last minute when you have to make crap up to make sure an SEC team is included
  7. shagcarpetjesus

    ***2023-24 College Football Thread***

    So what’s the O/U on number of years until the top half of the Big 10 and top half of the SEC leave their respective conferences to form the Montgomery Burns ESPN/Fox Super League? Watching Herbstreit lamenting the end of the PAC 12 at the end of the broadcast was a massive eye roll moment.
  8. shagcarpetjesus

    Post Farmageddon: Sunday Thoughts of Game

    Rumor is they’re gone. Entering the portal and were left back in Ames.
  9. shagcarpetjesus

    ***2023-24 College Football Thread***

    Noah Fifita threw for 357 yards in the first half. And just threw for another TD on U of A’s first drive in the third quarter. ASU ran up the score on Arizona 2 years ago to the tune of 70-7. Methinks the Wildcats will not be taking their foot of the gas in this one. Arizona is pretty damn good...
  10. shagcarpetjesus

    Run up the Middle

    You might want to check the actual stats. In the first half we ran 13 plays on first down. 6 passes and 7 runs. Not exactly well over 80% rushing attempts. Rocco was 2-6 on those 1st down passes for 30 yards. Some good yardage on the completions, but it’s not like we were connecting...
  11. shagcarpetjesus

    ***2023-24 College Football Thread***

    Cubs fans thought the Curse of the Billy Goat was bad? Just wait until you’re still dealing with the Ferentz Curse in 2098
  12. shagcarpetjesus

    ***2023-24 MLB Off-Season Thread***

    Hawkeye guy is probably a Dodgers fan and just there to cheer against the DBacks
  13. shagcarpetjesus

    ***2023-24 College Football Thread***

    eion Sanders. No D