Hey Baylor trolls

Eat. A. Big. Old. Richard.

I called my 8 year old son a Richard once. He has never let it go even though he has no idea what it means. Hearing him call people a Richard is funny and sad at the same time. Mostly funny though.
I thought it was ‘bag of richards’ ???
 
Whichever you prefer. Dealers choice.

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Why are they in a bag? Why arent they connected to their owners? Did someone just cut off a bunch of penises? Is there a serial killer on the loose? Is there an underground marker for live penis? Does someone turn them into soup? Flaccid or full mast? Does a detached erect penis still stay erect? Or are they dildos? If so what color? Are they made of chocolate? We’re they sanitized so the next person won’t get corona?
 
Several companies will anonymously ship a bag of gummy Richards for the recipient to eat. The sentiment is what it is, but I’d be happy someone sent candy
 
Why are they in a bag? Why arent they connected to their owners? Did someone just cut off a bunch of penises? Is there a serial killer on the loose? Is there an underground marker for live penis? Does someone turn them into soup? Flaccid or full mast? Does a detached erect penis still stay erect? Or are they dildos? If so what color? Are they made of chocolate? We’re they sanitized so the next person won’t get corona?

I know what you’re thinking but won’t this just shed more light on the penises?
 
I know what you’re thinking but won’t this just shed more light on the penises?
Well if there’s somebody out there cutting off penises I think we should be out in front of the penis assaulter so we don’t get caught off guard.
 

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