I'm very sad.

Drugs + whiskey = porno does no good

Too droopy
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I’m putting all of my sports hopes “eggs” for the season in the Kansas City Chiefs to the super bowl “basket”. I would love to see them play against Lazard and the Packers. Hopefully I won’t be disappointed tomorrow. Otherwise, there is always whiskey.
 
I’m putting all of my sports hopes “eggs” for the season in the Kansas City Chiefs to the super bowl “basket”. I would love to see them play against Lazard and the Packers. Hopefully I won’t be disappointed tomorrow. Otherwise, there is always whiskey.

I hope State Farm commercials don't depress you then....I think Shakira will be wearing a Ricky Bobby NASCAR suit with State Farm all over it too.
 
SAD=seasonal affective disorder. You just need some sunshine. So get outside for a few hours. You might freeze your face off but you will feel better.