Official Porta Potty line up thread w/ asterisks (now with poll!)

[bringmagicback]

What is the correct way to line up to use the porta toilets.....Do you choose the one you wish to use and form a line behind a specific toilet or do you join a giant mass confusion of people that dont know how to form separate lines behind a specific toilets?

 

[michaelrr1]

Where are the asterisks? Where is the poll?

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

One giant line is more fair for everyone. Women take longer and some people go #2.

 

[CycloneNorth]

I'm no expert, but this poll seems a little biased.

It really comes down to the number of porta-potties. If you have 2-4 one line is the way to go. If you have 5 or more everyone has to pick their horse and live with the results.

 

[bringmagicback]

One giant line is more fair for everyone. Women take longer and some people go #2.

lifes about chances.

 

[Agclone91]

In G7 we usually have one line for every two or three porta potties.

 

[bringmagicback]

In G7 we usually have one line for every two or three porta potties.

G7 is undoubtedly the worse parking lot at the stadium.

 

[scyclonekid]

G7 seems good for not waiting forever.

 

[bringmagicback]

G7 seems good for not waiting forever.

And if youre lame.

 

[CarlHungus]

I took two ***** today in the handicapped porta potty. I usually don'y enjoy porta potty's, but the handicapped one is great

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

One of the porta potties at KU last year was overflowing with poo water. It was on the floor and running out the door. So so nasty. Whatever you choose be glad we don't have that problem.

 

[Agclone91]

G7 is undoubtedly the worse parking lot at the stadium.

You serious, Clark? G7 is a blast!

 

[awd4cy]

I could never imagine letting my *** make contact with a porta potty toilet seat. Will never ever take a **** in one of those.

 

[00clone]

I took two ***** today in the handicapped porta potty. I usually don'y enjoy porta potty's, but the handicapped one is great

Very roomy...at Sturgis Falls days one year, I saw a gal walking out of a handicap porta potty wiping her mouth followed by a guy.

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

Very roomy...at Sturgis Falls days one year, I saw a gal walking out of a handicap porta potty wiping her mouth followed by a guy.

Sorry you had to see that. I was on a dry spell and m motto is "if she aint 280 she ain't a lady."

 

[everyyard]

one line. plus, I usually just pull the lock out when I leave and 3/7 times when I come back no one is using it yet so it remains open.

 

[Agclone91]

one line. plus, I usually just pull the lock out when I leave and 3/7 times when I come back no one is using it yet so it remains open.

Those are pretty advanced statistics. No chance I could keep track of that when I'm drunk.

 

[everyyard]

Those are pretty advanced statistics. No chance I could keep track of that when I'm drunk.

Its pretty easy as I use tally marks in the portajohn with a sharpie.

 

[JP4CY]

I could never imagine letting my *** make contact with a porta potty toilet seat. Will never ever take a **** in one of those.

Us unhygienic RAGBRAIer's are beyond used to plastic thrones.

 

[JP4CY]

One of the porta potties at KU last year was overflowing with poo water. It was on the floor and running out the door. So so nasty. Whatever you choose be glad we don't have that problem.

The real story at KU last year was when Arceo kicked off, ran to the the semi full of porta potties on the track, took a deuce, came out 5 minutes later. Started running back to ISU sidelines, past our ISU visiting section, and got cheered. He raised his arm with a big grin, as in thank you.
It was hilarious.