Your Favorite Tinder Lines

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  1. Doc

    Doc Well-Known Member

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  2. VeloClone

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    Thanks for the clarification. Oh, I get it. It's tinder for kindling that flame.
     
  3. Alswelk

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    Will it run on a Kindle version so you can complete the joke? And will it be funny once you do? (Spoiler: probably not)
     
  4. wcamnclone

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    "I'm willing, doesn't matter what you look like"

    From my experience, that line works out well.
     
  5. Wesley

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    "Are you a Hok fan?"

    "Say, do you watch DWTS?"

    "I graduated from college. How about you?"
     
  6. ISUCY23

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    So...do you put out or what?
     
  7. CarlHungus

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  8. FarminCy

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    So apparently it is now much easier to track down desperate fat chicks.
     
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  9. Wesley

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    "You're so smokin' hot, you might burn my britches."
     
  10. ISUCY23

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    Almost too easy. It's like being a lion chasing down a wounded animal.
     
  11. ISUCyclones2015

    ISUCyclones2015 Well-Known Member

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    You can literally say anything. They're already attracted to you because you can't chat unless you're a match. Meaning you've clicked yes on each other.
     
  12. 00clone

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  13. WhatchaGonnaDo

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    WesleyBot pulling out all the stops
     
  14. ImJustKCClone

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  15. Gunnerclone

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    idkwtf I'm reading right now. I'm going to have to Tinder my resignation from this thread and never step foot in it A Gain.
     
  16. ImJustKCClone

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  17. CarlHungus

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    Is it as easy to hook up as advertised? If so, I really wish this existed when I was a single man
     
  18. ImJustKCClone

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    ...maybe that's just me...being old-fashioned...
     
  19. ImJustKCClone

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  20. dualthreat

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    Success rate very low
     

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