You might be a Hawkeye if.....

[balken]

...customers have to help you make change when running the register.

 

[cychhosis]

If you ever tried to carry a goal post through a revolving door...

 

[NATEizKING]

you are on the show Swamp People.

 

[PaulSTI]

You might be a Hawkeye if... you feel that Officer Rod Farva was simply misunderstood, and his genius will be evident in times to come.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

You might be a Hawkeye if... you feel that Officer Rod Farva was simply misunderstood, and his genius will be evident in times to come.

How dare you bad mouth Team RamRod. How dare you.

 

[Cyclonestate78]

you react like this to every loss your team suffers because your entire reason for living is your teams W/L record in football.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwA3CTK_ug8"]Another Hawkeye fan's heart is broken - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

you react like this to every loss your team suffers because your entire reason for living is your teams W/L record in football.

Another Hawkeye fan's heart is broken - YouTube

Wait...what should I be living for?

 

[Cyclonestate78]

Wait...what should I be living for?

Iowa football..... and making sure my Baconator is hot and fresh when I pull up to your drive-thru window. :yes:

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

Iowa football..... and making sure my Baconator is hot and fresh when I pull up to your drive-thru window. :yes:

I don't have one of those. You'll have to come in and sit down to get your fill.

 

[Cyclonestate78]

I don't have one of those. You'll have to come in and sit down to get your fill.

As a fellow Chiefs fan I sure as hell know you aren't living or dying based on their record.

 

[PaulSTI]

How dare you bad mouth Team RamRod. How dare you.

Oh i dare... Chicken****er!

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

As a fellow Chiefs fan I sure as hell know you aren't living or dying based on their record.

HA! God isn't that the truth. I'm only 26, but had season tickets growing up. Lin Elliot still haunts my dreams. I've seen one too many postseason losses, especially at home.

 

[Cyclonestate78]

HA! God isn't that the truth. I'm only 26, but had season tickets growing up. Lin Elliot still haunts my dreams. I've seen one too many postseason losses, especially at home.

What's not to like? Our first round draft pick breaks his wrist in the preseason by getting into a lockerroom fight with the backup RB.... Are you kidding me?

 

[CycloneVet]

You and Uncle Rico have a lot in common

 

[VictoryPolka]

...this is your dog.

 

[Palmer]

...this is your dog.

thread was neat until you brought it down.

 

[tm3308]

thread was neat until you brought it down.

Agreed. Using that photo for something like this just cheapens it. That's the kind of photo that could be a kind of classic, one that will be remembered around the nation for a very long time.

 

[VictoryPolka]

Agreed. Using that photo for something like this just cheapens it. That's the kind of photo that could be a kind of classic, one that will be remembered around the nation for a very long time.

Who's exploiting? I'm proud.

 

[weR138]

Who's exploiting? I'm proud.

It's not about you ******** and it took zero class.

 

[Naughtius]

Proud? How does that make you proud?