Which Iowa border state would you be most afraid of in a state vs state civil war?
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Easily Wisconsin. They have so many guns, used to the cold. Yeah they would be tough
Missouri. Long history of bat sh!t crazy folks.
I went with Illinois. Just based on sheer numbers of foot soldiers they would have.
Only the top 3 wouldn't be on iowas team in a civil war. So I'm going illinois because I'm assuming with 4 or 5 times the population they would win without much actual strategy
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I'd be most afraid of Missouri and a Honey War II.
Missouri would be much more likely to commit war crimes....obviously. Plus most of southern Iowa is basically north Missouri.
The Missouri Neo Confederates would push the front line to Blazing Saddles within a week.
I drove through South Dakota, and I'm pretty sure I went two hours without seeing anybody
Missouri has Whiteman AFB and Fort Leonard Wood. We would be toast.
Nebraska has survived off of Runza. Don't underestimate them.
Populations
Iowa: 3.2M
Minnesota: 5.7M
Wisconsin: 5.9M
Illinois: 12.5M
Nebraska: 2.0M
South Dakota: 0.9M
Missouri: 6.2M
The answer is Illinois
Iowa: 3.2M
Minnesota: 5.7M
Wisconsin: 5.9M
Illinois: 12.5M
Nebraska: 2.0M
South Dakota: 0.9M
Missouri: 6.2M
The answer is Illinois
The B-2's would cause serious issues.
There are many Iowans who live in that corner of the state (nearest the IA-SD border) who are, let's say, well-prepared for this sort of thing.
We have any nuclear bomb material left on campus? That could even the score a little if there's a stash under Science II
