Which fast food restaurant gives you the worst poops?

The runs

  • McDonalds

    Votes: 25 13.1%
  • KFC

    Votes: 7 3.7%
  • Popeyes

    Votes: 10 5.2%
  • Wendys

    Votes: 2 1.0%
  • Taco Bell

    Votes: 70 36.6%
  • Taco Johns

    Votes: 16 8.4%
  • Burger King

    Votes: 5 2.6%
  • Chick-Fil-A

    Votes: 5 2.6%
  • Panda Express

    Votes: 11 5.8%
  • Other

    Votes: 40 20.9%

  • Total voters
    191

tm3308

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Does Casey's count? Because let me tell you, when I order two large pizzas and eat 1+ in a single sitting...

It's always worth it, but **** me.
 

cyclones500

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Based on a site search, this is the 12th CF thread with “Poop” in the title, dating to 2008, but this is the first with plural “poops.”

Here are the other 11, including OP for each. (Some punctuation added to titles, by me). A few screen names are not recognizable to me.

Police mistake bird poop for cocaine @BoxsterCy
Poop Knife (from Reddit) @MeanDean
Stolen Poop @ISUCubswin
Why Is The World’s Largest Foundation Buying Fake Poop? @colbycheese
Cy-Poop Animation Idea @bgprest
Whale poop reduces CO2 @Cyclonepride
Nebraska Tailgate: Poop Dollar @letsCYber
Poop-eating plant @CyinCo
Ready to eat a poop pie, Packers management? @Palmer
DNA is being used to reduce dog poop @alaskaguy
130-million-year-old poop sells for $960 @Flag Guy
 

Bipolarcy

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Doesn't every kind of Asian food give everybody the runs with maybe the exception of fried rice? Most of them aren't fast food, however, so maybe the point is moot.
 

dahliaclone

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I see a few Long John Silver's votes on here...that has to be up there for me too. But I still eat it when I can...to hell with the runs. I love their chicken planks, hushpuppies and extra crispies.
 

IASTATE07

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How White Castle isn’t an option I’m not sure. That crap runs through me in a half hour.

Are there any in Iowa? Guessing White Castle isn't frequented by too many Iowa State fans.
 

WoodCy

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Long John Silver always gives me a grease induced enema. It has been the better part of 5 years since I last had it. Olive Garden also has a way of giving me the trots. I have to keep a wide berth of anything "alfredo" or I will surely be pooping through a screen door in short order.
 

madguy30

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Don't eat much fast food outside of occasional Culver's and never had any issues.

Perhaps that shows it actually includes decent ingredients/prep.
 

LeaningCy

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I don’t know what it is, but the Saucy Southerner at Hickory Park always seems to head in a southerly direction about a couple hours after eating it.

I've never had one but this checks out. As described by former HP employees in past threads, that sandwich is essentially a smorgasbord of various "floor meats"
 
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