What's wrong with campus toilets?

BCClone

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Ok so I went to try out this new supersoaker and went to the mens restroom only to find out that the mens restroom didnt have the new toilets yet. I still had to take my morning poop so I still went there. I come to find out that only the girls restroom and the family bathroom had the new toilets so I decided to get panda for lunch and test out the family room later in the day. When you flush the toilet in the new bathrooms you have to hold down a button in order to determine the amount of strength. I held that thing down for a good 30 seconds and it didnt splash me in the face. So i figured maybe it will give me a bidet effect if I sit and flush and I didnt even get that. Ive come to the conclusion that either the girls restroom is very messed up or @Daphne is hovering her head inches from the bowl.

Maybe she doesn’t understand how the seat works? That it’s supposed to be down and sat on?
 

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15 pages later, I start thinking maybe I do need to know what’s wrong with the campus toilets.
Yeah
Ok so I went to try out this new supersoaker and went to the mens restroom only to find out that the mens restroom didnt have the new toilets yet. I still had to take my morning poop so I still went there. I come to find out that only the girls restroom and the family bathroom had the new toilets so I decided to get panda for lunch and test out the family room later in the day. When you flush the toilet in the new bathrooms you have to hold down a button in order to determine the amount of strength. I held that thing down for a good 30 seconds and it didnt splash me in the face. So i figured maybe it will give me a bidet effect if I sit and flush and I didnt even get that. Ive come to the conclusion that either the girls restroom is very messed up or @Daphne is hovering her head inches from the bowl.
I love you!! You really tried it!! I really appreciate your spirit as a researcher, you are such a serious researcher. Your conclusion is very rigorous. I didn’t say that bathroom splashes face, face-splashing is in Mackay hall. But library ones can splash to your seat. I’ll record it and upload tomorrow. But anyway, can we meet some time?
 

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I love you!! You really tried it!! I really appreciate your spirit as a researcher, you are such a serious researcher. Your conclusion is very rigorous. I didn’t say that bathroom splashes face, face-splashing is in Mackay hall. But library ones can splash to your seat. I’ll record it and upload tomorrow. But anyway, can we meet some time?
Well then I guess ill have to try out the one in mackay but these toilets better be the real deal. We can meet there tomorrow morning, ill bring the coffee.
 

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Well then I guess ill have to try out the one in mackay but these toilets better be the real deal. We can meet there tomorrow morning, ill bring the coffee.

I hope these two days of selecting toilet won’t affect your normal routine of bathroom. Why panda has anything to do with it?
 

Daphne

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Well then I guess ill have to try out the one in mackay but these toilets better be the real deal. We can meet there tomorrow morning, ill bring the coffee.

You are just too funny, hahaha. How will we identify in Mackay? A guy holding a coffee cup?
 

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Agreed.

Why do they even make standard height ones anymore? I bought one by mistake and it looked like it should be in a kindergarten bathroom. The ADA height is far superior in every way. Gotta be elongated too.

I don't know why. You realize the people that are getting real old now and breaking hips are the tallest generation? I'm 6'3" and back when my folks started breaking hips the seat booster thing on their tiny toidy was a blessing for me while caring for them.

This is such an odd subject but it really needs to be addressed.

Comfort, safety, hygiene. This a mousetrap that needs to be reinvented and the answer may be in ingenuity or the past.

This is a valid topic. We might snicker a little, but AgronAlum has a really good point.
 

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Ok so I went to try out this new supersoaker and went to the mens restroom only to find out that the mens restroom didnt have the new toilets yet. I still had to take my morning poop so I still went there. I come to find out that only the girls restroom and the family bathroom had the new toilets so I decided to get panda for lunch and test out the family room later in the day. When you flush the toilet in the new bathrooms you have to hold down a button in order to determine the amount of strength. I held that thing down for a good 30 seconds and it didnt splash me in the face. So i figured maybe it will give me a bidet effect if I sit and flush and I didnt even get that. Ive come to the conclusion that either the girls restroom is very messed up or @Daphne is hovering her head inches from the bowl.

Science with practice.
 

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This thread makes me proud to be a Cyclone grad...so much good science here. I also need to visit a few of the old haunts to see the "upgrades."
 

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This thread makes me proud to be a Cyclone grad...so much good science here. I also need to visit a few of the old haunts to see the "upgrades."


Agreed, the due diligence done here to evaluate the face splashing ability of various campus toilets tells me these kids are going places.


I am curious about McKay though - @Daphne, is that bathroom newly remodeled or still look old? Something about reading that part triggered a memory and I'm remembering a campus bathroom that would basically bidet you unexpectedly.
 

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While we’re on this topic.... Any of you cats partake in the use of a “ manpon” on those sweaty swamp a$$ kinda days?

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So the most interesting part of this is the "is @Daphne real" and will she meet @ISU2? Instead of the reddit-style confirmation pic, a more epic (in the sense of 100 people from CF would tune in LIVE) confirmation would be:

1) Announce a time you will stand at the MU fountain and "wave w/ an X color bow in hair", etc, where CF can see with the MU Fountain Camera. ISU2 would get the honor of "controlling" the zoom
http://fpams001.fpm.iastate.edu/mu/

2) then with confirmation you are real, the CF Knights "Battle Royale" for your hand in marriage can commence at the Parks Library Foam Fighters club on Friday afternoon (I assume they still meet there and then?), which would also be "televised":
http://fpams001.fpm.iastate.edu/westlawn/
 
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