What Will You Spend Your $1,000 Stimulus On?

[Remo Gaggi]

It's beginning to sound as if the government is planning on sending every adult $1,000 each in the next two weeks. Now we know the average hok fan will squander theirs on cheap beer, cigarettes, pork rinds, prostitutes and meth, but what will you do?

I probably will find some good values in the stock market to spend my money on. Or maybe a used respirator on Craigslist.

 

[Cy$]

buy wall street.

 

[isutrevman]

I like this waaaaay better than picking and choosing specific companies to give money to.

 

[BCClone]

 

[Sigmapolis]

I think they are capping this at like $100,000 -- make too much, no neetbux for you.

None for me.

 

[3TrueFans]

I think they are capping this at like $100,000 -- make too much, no neetbux for you.

None for me.

100k for an individual or for a household?

 

[BCClone]

I think they are capping this at like $100,000 -- make too much, no neetbux for you.

None for me.

Household Or per person? Does that mean a couple would get 200,000 limit?

 

[madguy30]

If there is a pool of some sort to donate it to that will spread it directly out to businesses, healthcare, housing for people recovering, whatever, I'll donate to that and then some.

 

[Entropy]

 

[Rabbuk]

chizik coins and hard hats

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

Probably buy a PS5 with it.

 

[SoapyCy]

Household Or per person? Does that mean a couple would get 200,000 limit?

"The plan would apply to every adult tax-filer making less than $100,000 per year, along with an additional $500 for each claimed dependent. Married couples filing jointly that make less than $200,000 per year would be eligible for a $2000 tax-rebate check."

 

[dtISU]

I'll be looking for a cheap but high quality t-shirt to commemorate the occasion.

 

[SoapyCy]

if it's $100,000 per person maximum we would spend our $2,000 on the Iowa 529 plan the get the state tax deduction and then withdraw it to pay for our kid's tuition.

 

[CycloneErik]

Probably fix the car with one, save the other, and see from there.
Exciting story, I know.

 

[BCClone]

"The plan would apply to every adult tax-filer making less than $100,000 per year, along with an additional $500 for each claimed dependent. Married couples filing jointly that make less than $200,000 per year would be eligible for a $2000 tax-rebate check."

well that means that they will pay ISU since I get to pay them 2500 so my son can live at home and eat my food instead of theirs now.

 

[Gunnerclone]

I’m in none of these categories lol. Enjoy your Trump Capitalism bux fellas. Buy local.

 

[Sigmapolis]

100k for an individual or for a household?

Household Or per person? Does that mean a couple would get 200,000 limit?

Doesn't really matter for me. That's being married to a doctor for you.

I would imagine it would be based on individuals, though.

 

[jsb]

I'd be curious if it pretax or post tax

 

[coolerifyoudid]