What is Adam Woodbury's problem?

[Jambalaya]

what's his problem? Have you seen his Sioux City Tavernhawk father? dilution of the gene pool there

 

[GTO]

My wife prosecutes prosecutors so that they may not prosecute un-prosecutable prosecutees.

 

[3TrueFans]

Does she work in the law like my wife? She'll tell you that it's a crime.

Does she specialize in bird law? Because that would explain this whole thing.

 

[3TrueFans]

My wife prosecutes prosecutors so that they may not prosecute un-prosecutable prosecutees.

Did someone say prostitutes?

 

[88clone]

Prove it was deliberate.

In a court of law, 3 "accidents" in 2 weeks would be open and shut. Other games would be broken down to count eye pokes to compare to Iowa games. If they were common, no big deal. But 3 in two weeks? No problem. Definitely intentional.

 

[3TrueFans]

Prove it was deliberate.

Your honor, the defense rests.

 

[88clone]

Does she specialize in bird law? Because that would explain this whole thing.

Why, do you have a Hawk that needs prosecuting?

 

[88clone]

Your honor, the defense rests.

The prostitution rests.

 

[chuckd4735]

OK, I'll come clean. Chuck's not really a pedophile.

You're a pretty funny guy. I can see why your lawyer wife is attracted to you.

 

[isulive2train]

My wife's a supreme court justice and she explained it to me that Woodbury will likely get the death penalty for this.

Never a fan of supreme. Maybe two toppings.

 

[Clonefan94]

I hate Iowa as much as the next guy but anybody who thinks that Woodbury is doing this on purpose has never played basketball before.

This is the truth, he never should have been recruited to play at this level and it's obvious. The guy is a dufus and plays basketball like others chase the short yellow bus. Against Wisky, I'd have said on purpose, to continue to do it says he's just that bad at basketball.

 

[michaelrr1]

She prosecutes pedophiles. She won't try your case until next week.

So that's how you two met.

 

[isulive2train]

Your honor, the defense rests.

In your defense, do you put your hands down and in the process poke somebody in the eye?

 

[3TrueFans]

Never a fan of supreme. Maybe two toppings.

Diana Ross is rolling over in her grave right now.

 

[michaelrr1]

In a court of law, 3 "accidents" in 2 weeks would be open and shut. Other games would be broken down to count eye pokes to compare to Iowa games. If they were common, no big deal. But 3 in two weeks? No problem. Definitely intentional.

Again, prove it.

 

[3TrueFans]

In a court of law, 3 "accidents" in 2 weeks would be open and shut. Other games would be broken down to count eye pokes to compare to Iowa games. If they were common, no big deal. But 3 in two weeks? No problem. Definitely intentional.

This guy watches a lot of People's Court.

 

[88clone]

So that's how you two met.

Yes, I was the plaintiff. Chicks never have been able to keep their hands off me.

 

[cycloneG]

Does she specialize in bird law? Because that would explain this whole thing.

you don't want to live with a sea bird, it'll blast your eardrums out

 

[chuckd4735]

Again, prove it.

HIS WIFE SAID SO, AND SHES A LAWYER!

 

[isulive2train]

Diana Ross is rolling over in her grave right now.

Grave digging is a crime. Eww.