What is Adam Woodbury's problem?

[cycloneG]

Why does cyclone fanatic continue to worry about Iowa and their players? That is why everyone considers u guys "little brother". You guys have a way better team and iowa will be lucky to make it into the tournament. I root for isu unless they play iowa. You come on this board and almost guarantee one of the top 5 threads has something to do with iowa. You have an awesome team, cheer them on!

I can cheer for Iowa State and make fun of Iowa. Merica!

 

[88clone]

Did your wife tell you that?

Yep. Open and shut case. She works in law, remember? She's sitting right here. Want to talk to her?

 

[chuckd4735]

What? That it's a crime? Or that you have terrible grammar.

Your sentence structure is bad.

 

[88clone]

Your sentence structure is bad.

I had to dummy it down so everyone could read it.

 

[isulive2train]

Back to WOODBURY! What's his problem, bro's?

 

[3TrueFans]

My wife's a supreme court justice and she explained it to me that Woodbury will likely get the death penalty for this.

 

[chuckd4735]

Yep. Open and shut case. She works in law, remember? She's sitting right here. Want to talk to her?

Just let me know her name. That way if I ever need an attorney, I don't waste my time hiring her.

 

[3TrueFans]

Yep. Open and shut case. She works in law, remember? She's sitting right here. Want to talk to her?

 

[88clone]

My wife's a supreme court justice and she explained it to me that Woodbury will likely get the death penalty for this.

You serious Mr. Ginsburg?

 

[cycloneG]

Back to WOODBURY! What's his problem, bro's?

His ancestors are extinct.

 

[88clone]

Just let me know her name. That way if I ever need an attorney, I don't waste my time hiring her.

She prosecutes pedophiles. She won't try your case until next week.

 

[3TrueFans]

You serious Mr. Ginsburg?

Super serial, if he's not on a plane to Guantanamo right now I'd be shocked.

 

[88clone]

Back to WOODBURY! What's his problem, bro's?

It's a good question. He has done it, got caught, and most people would be done with it. Who the heck would keep doing it?

 

[chuckd4735]

She prosecutes pedophiles. She won't try your case until next week.

Shes a prosecutor huh? What County?

 

[88clone]

Shes a prosecutor huh? What County?

Hazzard County. Lots of bootlegging to clean up, too.

 

[GTO]

This thread was fun and then it got fictional and all legal and ****.

 

[cycloneG]

This thread was fun and then it got fictional and all legal and ****.

It can be fun again. Just make a dinosaur or three stooges joke.

 

[3TrueFans]

It can be fun again. Just make a dinosaur or three stooges joke.

Who was the dinosaur's favorite stooge?

 

[michaelrr1]

They don't have to be serious injuries to be a crime, just a deliberate attempt. My wife explained it to me. She works in criminal law and knows her stuff.

Prove it was deliberate.

 

[88clone]

This thread was fun and then it got fictional and all legal and ****.

OK, I'll come clean. Chuck's not really a pedophile.