I'll take function over design every time. Google is a perfect example. Get me everything I need on the first page with as few clicks as possible.
Obviously as a design professional I'm not anti-function, it's the first rule and what separates a designer from an artist. Nothing Google does on any of their apps, products or sites looks like it has been unchanged since the mid 90s. They are constantly streamlining and innovating in design with thousands of designers over the years, simple doesn't mean no work goes into something. Drudge is literally the exact same site you would find in the early or mid 90s at the dawn of the internet, it's incredible that such a primitive site with almost no design effort or organization is still so popular.
Drudge isn't a good functional layout, it's just a mess of links. People who have gotten used to it for decades think it's a good simple layout only because of familiarity. No different than when CF makes a great update and a certain % insist the old site was better for a few months. Drudge is that but since the dawn of the internet. Again I'm talking purely design and again it's mostly just fascination, it's like if the Model T still sold in the same numbers 2017 cars sell.