This is probably fake...

[cyinne]

I wanna know who got stuck with the diamond encrusted soda stream?

 

[Naughtius]

How many cooking-show-star midget porn look-alike killed-by-rodent threads do we need?

 

[3TrueFans]

How many cooking-show-star midget porn look-alike killed-by-rodent threads do we need?

I don't know how many we need, but I'd go for a Giada De Laurentiis one if you're taking requests.

 

[fsanford]

Wonder if this guy is any relation to the Hedge Hog (Ron Jeremy).

 

[Mr Janny]

I don't know how many we need, but I'd go for a Giada De Laurentiis one if you're taking requests.

Bring me the weasel gnawed skull of Rachel Ray's dwarven body double!

 

[SpokaneCY]

Don't worry. It probably went right over his head.

Which brings up another question? Why don't you see many midget accountants? MAYBE it's because they always come up a little short. Or maybe they just aren't smart enough to go to a good business school. No - it's because they are little tiny.

 

[00clone]

Bring me the weasel gnawed skull of Rachel Ray's dwarven body double!

That one's almost certainly out there....she's already short with a large rear end.

 

[Goothrey]

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