The Insider Information Weekly Mailbag - Questions Submission

[BCClone]

If you had your choice of flu season, would you rather:

1). Have diarrhea for three days

2). Be vomiting for 2 days.
Or
3). Have it coming out of both ends for a day?

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Gotta do one for the women, (hey, I’m male but want to see these guys work a little).

Ross, Chandler, or Joey?

It’s pretty obviously Rachel for the women on the show so no need to go there.

None of the above, thanks. They're all idiots!

 

[BCClone]

None of the above, thanks. They're all idiots!

Gotta take one though.

 

[Doc]

If you had your choice of flu season, would you rather:

1). Have diarrhea for three days

2). Be vomiting for 2 days.
Or
3). Have it coming out of both ends for a day?

Can’t decide between one and three

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Gotta take one though.

The three of them put together wouldn't produce a single viable brain cell.

 

[Doc]

What is the correct response for the next time someone asks you if a hot dog is a sandwich?

A) Yes
B) No
C) I hope you die in a ******* fire

 

[BCClone]

What is the correct response for the next time someone asks you if a hot dog is a sandwich?

A) Yes
B) No
C) I hope you die in a ******* fire

How attractive is the woman asking?

 

[Doc]

How attractive is the woman asking?

We’ll put her as a 55 on the 20-80 baseball scouting scale. She’s also got 60 raw power but only 45 game power.

 

[cychhosis]

Jamal, Brock, Seneca & Monte’ walk into a bar, the bartender says,” ___________”?

 

[BCClone]

We’ll put her as a 55 on the 20-80 baseball scouting scale. She’s also got 60 raw power but only 45 game power.

I would then respond that Yes it is and ask if they want it explained with props.

 

[Cy Hard]

Jamal, Brock, Seneca & Monte’ walk into a bar, the bartender says,” ___________”?

Don’t start ****, god bless, you were in and keep the snake in the cage until you leave.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Jamal, Brock, Seneca & Monte’ walk into a bar, the bartender says,” ___________”?

Brock, this ID looks nothing like you and it says your name is Steele Jantz. Come back when you're 21.

 

[Cyched]

Why is a building called a building even after it's finished? Shouldn't it be called a built?

 

[BCClone]

Worst Ocho sport broadcast? I stand with spike ball, about 5 minutes and I turned the channel, wondered who would watch that.

 

[GTO]

Thanks for all the questions so far. We'll be taking questions for this week's mailbag until 10pm Central Time (CST) today.

 

[CyclonesRock]

Over/Under on the number of times numbnuts announcers will call us "Iowa" or "Hawkeyes" for the remainder of the season.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Since Charlie Kolar played high school basketball with Trae Young, does this mean that announcers have officially moved on from the Niang/Noel bromance?

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Since you two had different viewing experiences, what were your favorite take-aways from Saturday's Morgantown victory?

 

[Sigmapolis]

Starting lineup *next year* for basketball and football — 2020-2021, that is?

You do not have to assume there are no roster changes. Use your best judgment of reasonable outcomes for roster changes and recruiting, such as Haliburton leaving for the NBA, Xavier Foster committing (if he would be a starter as a true freshman), or Campbell targeting some graduate transfers for key positions of need next season. Use your best intuition, friends.

I know this is rank speculation at this point, but that is most of the fun! Thank you.

 

[VegasCy]

I don’t know what to make of Texas Tech. Aided by 5 turnovers against OSU and they intercepted Brewer 3 times. Are they getting lucky on defense or is this a thing? ISU is a 7 point favorite, but this game makes me nervous. What say you?