Surly’s Big 12 Power Rankings 1/16/22

[Gunnerclone]

1. KSU - beat TTU, hottest team in the league, defense travels
2. KU - Kansas is the best CBB state in the nation
3. Baylor - still a top seed in bracketoligy but finding life tough in the Big 12 recently
4. Texas - Questionable officiating in “loss” to ISU
5. TTU - Texas is the 2nd best CBB state in the nation
6. OSU - beat down of Baylor doesn’t go unnoticed around the league
7. ISU - ho-hum game and lucky to escape against Texas. Don’t see them beating any team above them on a neutral floor right now
8. WVU - Take me home country roads, because they struggle on the road
9. OU - should probably be above ISU after head to head matchup, but just can’t push them up that high right now
10. TCU - the “easiest” matchup in the league

 

[jsb]

Post of the year.

 

[jctisu]

1. KSU - beat TTU, hottest team in the league, defense travels
2. KU - Kansas is the best CBB state in the nation
3. Baylor - still a top seed in bracketoligy but finding life tough in the Big 12 recently
4. Texas - Questionable officiating in “loss” to ISU
5. TTU - Texas is the 2nd best CBB state in the nation
6. OSU - beat down of Baylor doesn’t go unnoticed around the league
7. ISU - ho-hum game and lucky to escape against Texas. Don’t see them beating any team above them on a neutral floor right now
8. WVU - Take me home country roads, because they struggle on the road
9. OU - should probably be above ISU after head to head matchup, but just can’t push them up that high right now
10. TCU - the “easiest” matchup in the league

Ok this is what I needed on a Sunday. F-ing hilarious and so spot on!

 

[atlantacyclone]

1. KSU - beat TTU, hottest team in the league, defense travels
2. KU - Kansas is the best CBB state in the nation
3. Baylor - still a top seed in bracketoligy but finding life tough in the Big 12 recently
4. Texas - Questionable officiating in “loss” to ISU
5. TTU - Texas is the 2nd best CBB state in the nation
6. OSU - beat down of Baylor doesn’t go unnoticed around the league
7. ISU - ho-hum game and lucky to escape against Texas. Don’t see them beating any team above them on a neutral floor right now
8. WVU - Take me home country roads, because they struggle on the road
9. OU - should probably be above ISU after head to head matchup, but just can’t push them up that high right now
10. TCU - the “easiest” matchup in the league

Who is Surely?

 

[aeroclone]

Who is Surely?

You can't be serious.

 

[VeloClone]

You can't be serious.

How I now picture Sur(e)ly:

 

[cymac2408]

Surly you can't be serious.

FIFY

 

[CyNews]

1. KSU - beat TTU, hottest team in the league, defense travels
2. KU - Kansas is the best CBB state in the nation
3. Baylor - still a top seed in bracketoligy but finding life tough in the Big 12 recently
4. Texas - Questionable officiating in “loss” to ISU
5. TTU - Texas is the 2nd best CBB state in the nation
6. OSU - beat down of Baylor doesn’t go unnoticed around the league
7. ISU - ho-hum game and lucky to escape against Texas. Don’t see them beating any team above them on a neutral floor right now
8. WVU - Take me home country roads, because they struggle on the road
9. OU - should probably be above ISU after head to head matchup, but just can’t push them up that high right now
10. TCU - the “easiest” matchup in the league

Couldn’t be more wrong. Basketball love in Texas????!

 

[madguy30]

Couldn’t be more wrong. Basketball love in Texas????!

Pssst: '/s'

 

[davegilbertson]

Is it bad that I don't find him that bad? Has he tamed down over the years?

 

[Cyched]

FIFY

 

[cyclones500]

1. KSU - beat TTU, hottest team in the league, defense travels
2. KU - Kansas is the best CBB state in the nation
3. Baylor - still a top seed in bracketoligy but finding life tough in the Big 12 recently
4. Texas - Questionable officiating in “loss” to ISU
5. TTU - Texas is the 2nd best CBB state in the nation
6. OSU - beat down of Baylor doesn’t go unnoticed around the league
7. ISU - ho-hum game and lucky to escape against Texas. Don’t see them beating any team above them on a neutral floor right now
8. WVU - Take me home country roads, because they struggle on the road
9. OU - should probably be above ISU after head to head matchup, but just can’t push them up that high right now
10. TCU - the “easiest” matchup in the league

Well-done satire.

Now I expect one of these every week from you. And we need a real one from surly, then we can compare/contrast.

 

[inCyteful]

1. KSU - beat TTU, hottest team in the league, defense travels
2. KU - Kansas is the best CBB state in the nation
3. Baylor - still a top seed in bracketoligy but finding life tough in the Big 12 recently
4. Texas - Questionable officiating in “loss” to ISU
5. TTU - Texas is the 2nd best CBB state in the nation
6. OSU - beat down of Baylor doesn’t go unnoticed around the league
7. ISU - ho-hum game and lucky to escape against Texas. Don’t see them beating any team above them on a neutral floor right now
8. WVU - Take me home country roads, because they struggle on the road
9. OU - should probably be above ISU after head to head matchup, but just can’t push them up that high right now
10. TCU - the “easiest” matchup in the league

FInally, the midlcat brings some true basketball insight.

 

[intrepid27]

How I now picture Sur(e)ly:

Is that a tennis ball in his pocket or is Bill Snyder coming back?

 

[CyNews]

Couldn’t be more wrong. Basketball love in Texas????!

Pssst: '/s'

okay

 

[Cyforce]

After a one point hosing in Lawrence and a solid win over a ranked Texas we should hold our rank but we'll likely fall a few spots.

 

[DSM4Cy]

Only thing missing was posting in italics.

 

[nfrine]

Only thing missing was posting in italics.

I didn't miss it...

 

[awd4cy]

In order to post these rankings, hopefully you logged into your Gateway 2000 computer and logged into Windows 95.

 

[madguy30]

Only thing missing was posting in purple italics.