'sup, 'seeds

ThirtyThree

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Have you guys heard the one about Bill Snyder and Jesus? Well turns out they were neighbors because Snyder is so old.
 

ThirtyThree

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Knock Knock
-Who's There?
Bill Snyder
-Bill Snyder who?
You know, the super old guy who wears depends and is old
-Oh yeah, are you looking for the nursing home?
Yeah
-It's down the block
OK thanks
-Yep
Bye
-Bye
 

TedKumsher

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How has no one mentioned the title of this thread? 'seeds? As in hayseeds? Coming from a fan of an ag school located in a state whose main crop is actually hay/wheat?!
Is that what it meant? I was confused. Still am -- I've never heard of that.
 

CyFan61

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Have you guys heard the one about Bill Snyder and Jesus? Well turns out they were neighbors because Snyder is so old.

Knock Knock
-Who's There?
Bill Snyder
-Bill Snyder who?
You know, the super old guy who wears depends and is old
-Oh yeah, are you looking for the nursing home?
Yeah
-It's down the block
OK thanks
-Yep
Bye
-Bye

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3dUfykR-_g"]A Message for ThirtyThree[/ame]
 

Clonefan32

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I've just encountered a handful of the worst jokes I've ever seen in my life.
 

BKLYNCyclone

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I've known 3 K-staters in my life. The first was a complete dirtbag musician (actually his parents went there, he's just a fan...), and just as exuberantly stupid as the OP. The second was a girl a friend of mine dated while in college who was the freakiest chick I've ever heard about (nothing wrong with that I guess...) And the third was a strange no-talent wannabe (but at least she was nice). Stereotypes exist for a reason...
 

Tedcyclone

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flood, rinse, repeat.

srsly, wheres haverhill


yes people losing their homes and dying is funny.. im going to start making fun of tornado victoms next... your awesome.

Football
Cyclone wins in series 49
Wildcats 41

ill bet you cant find one team in the big 12 that your team has a winning record against.


we dont need to go into any other sport as you already know you dont have any...
 

Hawkeye11en1

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Knock Knock
-Who's There?
Bill Snyder
-Bill Snyder who?
You know, the super old guy who wears depends and is old
-Oh yeah, are you looking for the nursing home?
Yeah
-It's down the block
OK thanks
-Yep
Bye
-Bye

th_TryingTooHard.jpg
 

InCytful1

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"What do Bill Snyder and a really old tree have in common?

They are both so old. "


"Knock Knock
-Who's There?
Bill Snyder
-Bill Snyder who?
You know, the super old guy who wears depends and is old
-Oh yeah, are you looking for the nursing home?
Yeah
-It's down the block
OK thanks
-Yep
Bye
-Bye "


"Have you guys heard the one about Bill Snyder and Jesus? Well turns out they were neighbors because Snyder is so old. "

Seriously guys, I would hope you can do better than that - horrible...
 

ThirtyThree

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How many Bill Snyders does it take to change a light bulb?

Zero because he's so old he forgot to change it.
 

ThirtyThree

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So a priest, a rabbi and Bill Snyder walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hey priest and rabbi what are you doing with that super old guy?"
 

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