NU insists on NCAA officials, a time keeper, regulation number of time outs, the works, just like an "official" game. They try really really hard to beat us. Really hard. So hard you would think a trip to the final 4 is on the line. They pay Jimmy Chitwood to show up and sit behind their bench for extra luck.
We waltz in the arena like we just came in off a 7 day, all-inclusive, beach vacation and proceed put on a dribbling clinic that would make Bugs Bunny blush, throw 'oops like Globetrotters, and have it (John Walters style) "stuck on automatic" from downtown. We crush them, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentation of their women.
That's what my sources say. I tend to believe them, because, well... Nebraska.