No one else has mentioned this so here goes:
IMPALED PIG FETUSES ARE A FUNNY JOKE - With Leather
You know those little balls that attach to your auto's radio antenna to make it easier to find in a crowded parking lot? Well a Des Moines, Iowa high school swim team has invented a way to make it even easier to see and smell your car:
IMPALED PIG FETUSES ARE A FUNNY JOKE - With Leather
You know those little balls that attach to your auto's radio antenna to make it easier to find in a crowded parking lot? Well a Des Moines, Iowa high school swim team has invented a way to make it even easier to see and smell your car:
Several members of a high school swim team were suspended after they impaled 15 car antennas with fetal pigs and smeared crawfish on hoods and windshields in their rival school's parking lot, their coach said. Roosevelt High School swim coach Steve Teter said members of his team retaliated after Dowling Catholic High School swimmers lobbed snowballs at them at an earlier meet . . . "You could smell the formaldehyde from a block away," Dowling Assistant Principal Ron Meyers said.
To be fair, you can smell formaldehyde on any block in Des Moines. Are they sure these pranksters were on the swim team? The last time a bunch of farm boys with their heads shaved played a practical joke on Catholics, they belonged to another organization.
The pigs likely were stolen from a biology lab. Roosevelt Principal Kathie Danielson said pig fetuses aren't labeled and the school doesn't keep inventory, so science teachers "can't be sure" they came from Roosevelt.