My new tee-shirt has NEVER been more appropriate:
Ich hasse Morgenmenschen.
Und Morgen.
Und Menschen.
Set my alarm for 7 this morning, got up, got dressed, headed into Ames for an 8.15 doctor's appt. Left a few minutes later than I planned only to find out that HW30 is one lane & 55mph all the way to Ames. Yay.
Of course my mental autopilot took me straight to McFarland North (up on the northern tip of Stange, past the north Fareway), where my doctor has been for the last 10 to 15 years. He is now housed at the new McFarland South (extreme southern tip of University Blvd.
Despite ALL of that, and getting behind the most honest drivers in Ames who drove precisely 34mph on Stange and 40mph on University (it's 45 once you get to S 4th)...I was still only 10 minutes late for my appointment. Discovered my mask had apparently fallen out of my purse on the way out to the car. Had to scrounge around the glovebox for a disposable one.
I had to wait for two other people to check in before me. When I finally got up to the window, the nice lady takes my name and seems to have trouble finding me. So I helpfully explained that she might have to scroll back just a tad because I'm a little late. Nope. I'm not on the list. Then she looks at me and says "I have you on the schedule for NEXT Monday..."
I have to do this ALL OVER AGAIN NEXT MONDAY!!!
ICH HASSE MORGEN!!! UND INSBESONDERE MONTAGMORGEN!!!
Somewhat similar case. Son had tested positive for Covid and one of the follow-ups was an EKG and bloodwork. Scheduled for 10 am on Monday. Got the email confirming appointment from Student Health (or as we called it back in the day Student Death). No problem. We get there and "what is his name again?" Are you sure you have an appointment?" "Who gave you the appointment?" I politely showed them the email they sent us.... the old "hold on a minute while I check on this." About 10 minutes later she comes back and says, "Yes, we have him scheduled for 11:50" I was almost going to throat punch the gal, but again I showed here the appointment time. She told us to have a seat. At 10:04 they called his name. BTW not our regular clinic but Unity Health Sports Medicine in Urbandale.