Random Thoughts 14: I can see clearly now 2020 edition

[cmjh10]

What rock group has 4 men that dont sing?













Mt Rushmore

 

[cmjh10]

What do sprinters eat before a race?











Nothing. They fast

 

[cmjh10]

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?













It was two tired

 

[cmjh10]

How does Moses make his coffee?











Hebrews it

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I made my choice on what to do with my Wisconsin tickets and donation (I ended up donating them), but that's not the important thing. The important thing is that as part of their incentive package, they were giving commemorative coins to people who had donated over $1,000 to the badgers and who would donate that money now. This means in several years they will have their own commemorative coin jokes!

I thought you all would appreciate it, and I had to share it, but I didn't want to share in the football forum because they'd take the big 10 bashing too far

So far we are still playing...but Lew and I have already decided we would follow the same path as you if it's offered here.

 

[GTO]

Is anybody FB, twitter, instagram, tik tok, or tinder, etc friends with @GTO? He has been even more quiet than normal. Would run into in the ISR threads or others, but now he is very quiet.

Just took some time off to focus on some projects at home and been spending time on other forums (cheating on CF! ). Is this thread still a thing? When is the next one getting started?

 

[SCyclone]

Just took some time off to focus on some projects at home and been spending time on other forums (cheating on CF! ). Is this thread still a thing? When is the next one getting started?

Nice you could come back and slum wit' us po' folk a bit.

Seriously, we have missed your sharp wit and incisive comments. Hope all is well down South!

 

[WooBadger18]

So far we are still playing...but Lew and I have already decided we would follow the same path as you if it's offered here.

I think my parents will probably do that too.

I think it'll be really interesting if Iowa State plays a few games first. In that case, do they pro-rate everything? It was kind of easy for Wisconsin because they made this decision after they said they wouldn't be sending out season tickets, but long before there would be any games

 

[stormchaser2014]

What rock group has 4 men that dont sing?













Mt Rushmore

This was the dad joke of the day on the radio this morning.

 

[CloneLawman]

This was the dad joke of the day on the radio this morning.

They should have saved it for Rocktober!

 

[BoxsterCy]

Just took some time off to focus on some projects at home and been spending time on other forums (cheating on CF! ). Is this thread still a thing? When is the next one getting started?

How do we know this is the Real GTO? Won't he have gone with "Whatz up *******?" or something on returning from the wilderness?

And won't he have responded to the GTO signal a while back?



Not entirely convinced we aren't dealing with a murder mystery here.

 

[CloneLawman]

How do we know this is the Real GTO? Won't he have gone with "Whatz up *******?" or something on returning from the wilderness?

And won't he have responded to the GTO signal a while back?

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Not entirely convinced we aren't dealing with a murder mystery here.

A new game!!! Just what we need. Who killed GTO?

I've got BCC (Colonel Mustard) in the library with a candlestick.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I've got Velo (Mr Green) with a wrench (from working on his bike) in the conservatory

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

We played Clue but we also had the forerunner to Clue called Mr. Ree that we played a lot.

 

[GTO]

How do we know this is the Real GTO? Won't he have gone with "Whatz up *******?" or something on returning from the wilderness?

And won't he have responded to the GTO signal a while back?

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Not entirely convinced we aren't dealing with a murder mystery here.

Sadly, I'm not famous enough to have GTO impersonators.

 

[madguy30]

I made my choice on what to do with my Wisconsin tickets and donation (I ended up donating them), but that's not the important thing. The important thing is that as part of their incentive package, they were giving commemorative coins to people who had donated over $1,000 to the badgers and who would donate that money now. This means in several years they will have their own commemorative coin jokes!

I thought you all would appreciate it, and I had to share it, but I didn't want to share in the football forum because they'd take the big 10 bashing too far

Who will be on the coin?

I'd imagine Barry...others? At least they have some people with legit legacies to pick from so it won't seem so weird.

 

[BCClone]

A new game!!! Just what we need. Who killed GTO?

I've got BCC (Colonel Mustard) in the library with a candlestick.
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You lose right away. Everyone knows I have no idea what a library is because I don't read books.

 

[BoxsterCy]

 

[CloneLawman]

You lose right away. Everyone knows I have no idea what a library is because I don't read books.

Yes. You planned it perfectly to throw off suspicion.

 

[CloneLawman]

Who will be on the coin?

I'd imagine Barry...others? At least they have some people with legit legacies to pick from so it won't seem so weird.

Chizik would probably consent for a reasonable price.