Professor wants to meet me personally...

[ISUCubswin]

POST THE PAPER, IMMANUEL KANT!

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

POST THE PAPER, IMMANUEL KANT!

That is actually whom part of the paper was about :shocked:

 

[CycoCyclone]

well done 2015, much better than many of us assumed.

 

[Cycsk]

That is actually whom part of the paper was about :shocked:

Must post the paper, unless you Kant.

 

[ISUCubswin]

Here's a more dramafied version:
2015 went to Vegas and met a chick. They started dancing, getting their freak on, having a good time. He's feeling good about everything. Then, they go to his hotel room. And as he's about to take her pants off, she says "Wait, before you take these off, I have to tell you something..."
To which 2015 is thinking "Oh a****ots this is awkward...she must be a man..."
And then she whispers in his ears "I'm a virgin and have two identical sisters...after tonight, can I give them your number and we can all exchange texts?"
Then, 2015 told everyone on CF and everyone on CF was happy.
The end.

 

[JP4CY]

Lame ending.

Next time leave a kid at school.

 

[Acylum]

I was shocked as well. I was actually almost mad that he dragged this out and it wasn't something bad because all the emails pointed to something unsavory.

This is why I am an eternal pessimist.

 

[Rabbuk]

This thread makes me want my time and implied sexual jokes back.

 

[CyFan61]

 

[CyFan987]

Paper or didn't happen

 

[Cycsk]

Paper or didn't happen

Maybe the paper is really a sociology experiment about how CF would react to a post about a professor calling a student in.

 

[NickTheGreat]

The prof could still want his d :laugh:

 

[alarson]

In actuality, the paper sucked, but the prof got such a laugh from this thread he came up with a ******** excuse to give him a great grade.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

I think you owe everyone who read and/or posted in this thread something. Coupons, rep, beer, take your choice. We spent a lot of valuable time thinking through all the possibilities, just because you were worried :unsure: and asked what he might want.

(Did he mention CF?)

 

[CysLoveChild]

Prof totally wants the OP's d, and wants to share with his other Prof buddies, aka Dirty Mike and the boys....

 

[oldman]

You forgot the inspirational story of the person who failed kindergarten only to become one of the more notable posters on Cyclonefanatic.com!

Nice Doc.

 

[Rabbuk]

I actually think I might know this kid. I've been thinking about it.

 

[oldman]

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[vmbplayer]

This is your chance 2015. Your paper can be to philosophy what the can an airplane take off from a treadmill was to engineering. You can enter the realm so very infrequently visited of Cyclonefanatic academia. All you have to do is copy and paste that bad boy.

 

[agrabes]

Couldn't be... This clearly violates Kant's Categorical Imperative. In what possible world would I want this to happen?