Preferred Wings

[NATEizKING]

Drummies aren't as tender

 

[cycloneG]

My problem with drummies is all the cartilage. Flats don't have that problem.

 

[Gonzo]

Flats, with a fork. Don't miss a single bit that way. I realize eating wings with a fork requires the indubitable and lifelong submission of my 'man' card but my wife took that long, long ago. So I'm good.

 

[Tailg8er]

 

[Cyhops]

I had the flats vs drummies discussion with a guy who tried to demonstrate that flats were better, by showing me a technique where he sort of pressed one end of the wing down on his plate, and pinch the other end between his fingers. Then, he pressed down with his hand, and all of the meat sort of sloughed off and bunch around the bottom, forming sort of a meat lollipop. He insisted that it was the absolute best way to eat wings. The only thing I could see that it was "best" at, was getting your hand incredibly greasy.

How many times did you watch him jerk off a chicken wing?

 

[cycopath25]

 

[MeowingCows]

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Haters are my motivators.

Big Sean made a song that perfectly describes my feelings, but I can't link it here without multiple unknowing video viewers at work hearing from their HR departments soonafter.

 

[Ben4Cy]

I miss Hooters

 

[Prone2Clone]

Did I miss the breaded vs. naked poll?

 

[Doc]

Haters are my motivators.

Big Sean made a song that perfectly describes my feelings, but I can't link it here without multiple unknowing video viewers at work hearing from their HR departments soonafter.

Tell Big Sean he should change his name to Big Moron for me.

 

[Doc]

I ended up going with no preference after first going with drumettes. I think one of the things that makes eating wings great is the variety. If I get bored of drumettes, I switch to flats.

 

[Mr Janny]

How many times did you watch him jerk off a chicken wing?

I never thought of it that way. A lot. You have succeeded in making me feel ill. Bravo.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Had to go with flat. Good flat wings have a lot of meat on them, are usually more tender than drumlettes and don't have the cartilage.

If no sauce, they'd better be crispy. If sauced, hell I don't care if they are messy because I'm probably not ordering wings in front of someone that cares.

 

[NickTheGreat]

I'd give him points for ingenuity, but that amount of work and mess is definitely not worth the return.

I've made chicken lollipops before. They're a thing.

You obviously do this before cooking, but it's fun (not my pic)

 

[Al_4_State]

I had the flats vs drummies discussion with a guy who tried to demonstrate that flats were better, by showing me a technique where he sort of pressed one end of the wing down on his plate, and pinch the other end between his fingers. Then, he pressed down with his hand, and all of the meat sort of sloughed off and bunch around the bottom, forming sort of a meat lollipop. He insisted that it was the absolute best way to eat wings. The only thing I could see that it was "best" at, was getting your hand incredibly greasy.

This is the best way to eat flats, but it doesn't make them better than drummies.

Drummies all the way.

 

[CloniesForLife]

I ended up going with no preference after first going with drumettes. I think one of the things that makes eating wings great is the variety. If I get bored of drumettes, I switch to flats.

I also went back and forth between drumlettes and no preference. The fact that I was having that debate means that I probably prefer drumlettes

 

[jbindm]

I'd give him points for ingenuity, but that amount of work and mess is definitely not worth the return.

Congratulations. You just perfectly summed up the entire wing-eating experience in twelve words.

 

[Al_4_State]

With the notable exception of Pizza Pit, naked is always better than breaded.

 

[Deanster]

Am I the only one that didn't know they were called "flats". I just knew wings as drummies or the other part.... Either way, both delicious. I picked drummies though, due to convenience.

 

[pulse]

I never thought of it that way. A lot. You have succeeded in making me feel ill. Bravo.

The dude was doing it wrong, you twist it and pull the one bone out to get the popsicle. No mess. That sounded weird.